cunt snake

A two-faced twathole, reptile type of bitch.

Did you hear that backstabbing cunt snake talking shit? Watch out for her, she's a cunt snake.

by ms_behaven January 26, 2018

Bum Snake

Bum Snake is the alter-ego of Seb. A part of the ASSvengers, he is a sassy Italian baker from NYC. When Bum Snake toots, the aromas have mind-bending powers that allow him to control the minds of the people around him. He makes a good cake too.

Robber: "Yo Bum Snake! Gimme all your money!"

*Bum Snake toots*

Bum Snake: "No. You give me your money!"

Robber: "...okay"

by GasLeak February 5, 2020

jungle snake

Some black guy that has a huge cock. I mean just massive. At least 13 inches or more. Used for gay porn titles.

“Bro are you seeing this”
“Yeah that jungle snake is going IN”
“Watching this makes me feel even MORE gay”

by DatCracker01 July 17, 2021

Ghetto snake

A piece of hair, weave, or dread laying on the ground typically as the result of a fight

There’s like 6 ghetto snakes in the Walmart parking lot there must have have been a fight last night

by Jackson Doeson February 3, 2022

Paper Headed Snake

A 'Paper headed snake' is created (or given birth to) when a person defecates (shits) in the bush. the 'paper head' is created when the used toilet paper is dropped on top of the shit. It is said that if you step on a paper headed snake it will latch onto (stick to) your footwear and never let go (hopefully you are wearing footwear when you step on one. This is another mythical Australian creature like the famous drop bear, Yowie, Bunyip, Hoop snake and redbacked funneltiger. I am sure this species is not confined to the Australian bush and can be found worldwide

I was bushwalking just near the campground when I stepped on a paper headed snake, the bastard wouldn't let go of my boot

by Secretavenger February 20, 2008

Two-Faced Snake

This is to refer to a person who goes out of their way to betray peoples' trust. They are mean and go out of their way to be so.

That person is a Two-Faced Snake because they decided to go behind my back and betray me.

by KayMarie333 October 20, 2019

If it was a snake it would have bit you

When you’re looking for something and it was right next to you.

Invented by Dillan H circa 2017

Tyler: Have you seen my screwdriver?

Dillan: Yeah right there dumbass, if it was a snake it would have bit you

by daddy dumbbell October 7, 2020