Snail years

The distance a snail can travel in a year .( 31.56km)

Guy 1: how many snail years do you live away from school
Guy 2: what’s a snail year

Guy 1: how long a snail can travel in a year

by D3waffles October 27, 2021

snail.mix

Amazing tiktoker with 2025 followers. Mutuals with omnisaurs 🦭 needs to re come out to their sister. It's name reminds people of heart Jam biscuits 🍪 emo 😔☹️🖤💔

Did you see that new tiktok by snail.mix? Proper swag.

by omnisaurs September 11, 2021

snail.mix

That one random that was complaining on my fyp because they weren't on the urban dictionary.

Hey do you know Snail.mix?
No not all.
Cool, me neither.

by Fairy Mars September 11, 2021

Snail Bitch

It’s like a slow bitch. Because you’re a snail meaning you’re slow and you’re a bitch like a bitch yk so like snail bitch .

“yo that guys snail bitch”
“yo that bitch rly do be snailing tho”

“that snail rly do be bitching tho”

by Nathan June 5, 2023

snail snatcher

A slimy and undesirable person who is far too handsy.

"Did you hear he said you can just grab them by the pussy"
"Ugh, he is such a snail snatcher"

by IDrinkAndKnowThings August 4, 2023

Snail drag

when a ho sits on your face and drags her snatch across the bridge of your nose and down your chest leaving a slimy residue!

last nightg when I was with your mom she showed me the ropes(snail drag)

by adam fick May 2, 2006

snail's doorstep

I filthy, over used, unwashed vagina, resembling the doorstep of a snail.

Rupert realized the prostitute had not used feminine wipes before his visit after seeing her snail's doorstep

by Loopydave February 20, 2017