smurf

a term used by norteno gangsters to described soreanals aka surenos

cuddy there goes a smurf lets catch him slippin

by pimp pep December 5, 2011

The smurf

The act of the smurf involves banging a female. Banging the female while she is laying on her back, the male chokes her until she becomes blue. The male then ejaculates on her forehead/head area.

Damn dude, I banged that chick the other day and pulled the smurf move. It was great! She loved it!

by ThePack101 October 16, 2019

Smurf

A term in video games that denotes an experienced or decently skilled player in any way (aim, strategy, knowledge in the game, etc) that plays as or creates a new account in a game to be lower-level with the intention of playing against lower level, and therefore lower skilled players, (or "noobs," colloquially). This term also gets loosely thrown around in gaming, since there is nothing wrong with this action, and there's no way people can "catch" smurfers. Maybe it could be an actual new player that quickly grasped the game, or a natural at that specific type of game.

Plyr1: That guy's super good for his level!
Plyr2: Probs a smurf, could be a good player for his seemingly low level, though.
Plyr3: Stop using the term l oosely, and who cares if they're smurfing? Let'em enjoy the game.

by somerandomboiv February 1, 2021

smurf

An individual who transitions their gender to gain an unfair advantage over the opposite gender. This term originated in the gaming community, where proficient players, having reached their skill ceiling, create new accounts known as smurfs to compete against beginners and derive a sense of accomplishment from their victories.

Lia Thomas is such a smurf.

by staaky June 15, 2023

Smurfs

Slang for cops. Used because of their blue uniforms and noticeably unproportional male to female ratio.

Example 1-
Guy 1: How was the party last night?

Guy 2: It got busted by smurfs.

Example 2-
Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Driver: Fuck off, smurf.

by ToastyBagels6943vr October 15, 2010

Smurfed

(verb) When a woman chokes or gags (turns blue) on semen or a penis while performing oral sex.

The forensics report came back, and it doesn't look pretty... Apparently her pimp smoked too much PCP and smurfed the poor bitch to death.

by verberator July 19, 2010

smurfing

the act of snorting crushed up blue adderall pills, which often leave the user with blue rings around their nose and blue snot

Dude A: Yo, you got some blue shit on your nose. Have you been smurfing?

by lexxilynxx June 24, 2014