When you take all your disgusting school good and make it into some kind of gross smoothie in a bag.
by Kid from middle school April 11, 2019
“Yo dude, last night this girl I hooked up with was on her period but I had myself a good old Mexican Smoothie.”
by TigerWoods June 02, 2020
A sexual act first contrived in the late 1980s during the start of the Eastern Block pornography industry, where the final product resembles a strawberry dessert. A Hungarian Smoothie is created when a man performs oral sex on a menstrating female. The partner eats out the woman obtaining as much menstrual mucus in the mouth as possible. The mouthfuls of menstrual fluid are then deposited directly upon the belly of the woman. Once a sufficient portion of menstration is present, the man masturbates to ejaculation and cums on the woman's belly, into the menstrual deposits. The mixture of semen and menstrual fluid is called a Hungarian Smoothie (note: Although there have been some recorded cases of a third party consuming the smoothie, for heath purposes, it is not recommended).
The director, who believed he was more than a videographer, but an artist, instructed his actors that their first scene would be to film the rare, yet unforgetable process of creating a Hungarian Smoothie.
by Sean Ward October 29, 2006
When a women's vagina is too small for intercourse, so the man must rub his penis on the outside of it instead
Well since your vaginal opening surgery is not till next week, I guess we can have some more smoothy outercourse.
by GalenG February 06, 2008
by Tony jr. November 12, 2014
Your grandma gave me a blumpkin smoothy after watching The Golden Girls while your Grandpa was passed out on the couch.
by Funny Pants February 09, 2010
Fellatio. Or, at least good fellatio. Originally coined by Jeremy RN. Has now become common ER language.
by chase t February 17, 2006