nigger sympathy

When you sympathize with blackies. I.e. not whipping them and feeling sorry for them.

"Hey did you go to the Black Lives Matter march?"
"Fuck no, I don't have nigger sympathy."

by NegroHomosexual March 17, 2017

sympathy

Sympathy is to compassion what phoniness is to authenticity. Sympathy is a fake coin. "There, there, it'll be all right". It is cheap, easy, sentimental and most often lacks sincerity. When someone has taken ill, lost his job, gotten injured or some other mishap, it is often at their own hands, through stupidity, in attentiveness or self destructive inclinations. They will then ask for sympathy, in other words, they want a free pass so they can go out and fuck up some more - this time with your blessing. It is co-dependent behavior, at best. Now, if you want to really support someone, you'll offer compassion and honesty. When sympathy shows up, honesty usually flies out the window, as they are most often wholly incompatible. Hence the popular quip, you'll find sympathy in the dictionary between shit and syphilus. It is worse than offering nothing at all.

Please don't ask me to sympathize with you after you pulled a knife on your girlfriend and she dumped you.

When my friend had a heart attack, he was completely uninterested in constructive suggestions such as staying hydrated and eating healthier, he just wanted sympathy.

by Psychokitty June 6, 2016

Sympathy Spewer

Someone who will puke if they see someone else throwing up.

"My son threw up the other day, it would've been easy to clean up, but his friend is a sympathy spewer and it went everywhere"

by flexybob May 15, 2009

Sympathy Hunger

When someone around you is hungry and thus you get hungry as well.

I know I just had a bucket of fried chicken but knowing that you're starving is giving me sympathy hunger. Let's order a pizza!

by BenBennnnn November 24, 2009

Sympathy High Five

The act of giving a high five to someone who has failed, but deserves respect for the act

Guy: I just tried to repel into this drunk girl's window to give her her underwear back, but her husband shot me and i just got out of jail after 6 years; you didnt even visit me!

Bro: Dude... sympathy high five.

by JustAnotherRappelingBro November 28, 2012

sympathy pump

To engage in sexual intercourse with someone who recently broke up with a boyfriend/girlfriend.

She was upset after breaking up with her boyfriend so I invited her over and ended up giving her a sympathy pump.

by g13radley January 26, 2016

Sympathy Pump

To have sexual intercourse with someone who may have recently ended a relationship.

I had a visit from some girl last night who broke up with her boyfriend after talking and having wine I gave her a Sympathy Pump!!

by g13radley March 15, 2016