A coconut smasher is the supreme leader of boners. It is what you get when your penis is hard enough to smash an actual coconut.
Caution: Using a coconut smasher for dick slapping maybe harmful for your bitches.
Caution: Using a coconut smasher for dick slapping maybe harmful for your bitches.
Buster: What is that bulge on Thad's crotch?
Me: Looks like he is getting a coconut smasher. He always gets one while watching Top Chef. Padma owns him.
Buster: Damn! I hope his boo is not into clitoral slapping.
Me: Looks like he is getting a coconut smasher. He always gets one while watching Top Chef. Padma owns him.
Buster: Damn! I hope his boo is not into clitoral slapping.
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SmarterChild: Jesus?
oh holy foolss: you're not jesus, silly
SmarterChild: Oh please.
oh holy foolss: no. i've told you a thousand times, YOU CAN'T BE JESUS!
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, Jesus.
>>> Let me dress you up in my love. Type "t shirt."
oh holy foolss: wait, so now i'm jesus?
SmarterChild: That's a fine question, but I can't really be sure.
oh holy foolss: well you just called me jesus...
SmarterChild: I just called you Jesus? Whoa!
>>> I've got tools such as calculator, spell-check and more.
oh holy foolss: psh, i get it. you're retarded!
SmarterChild: What's that again?
oh holy foolss: you're r-e-t-a-r-d-e-d
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't get it...
oh holy foolss: that proves my point.
SmarterChild: Jesus?
oh holy foolss: you're not jesus, silly
SmarterChild: Oh please.
oh holy foolss: no. i've told you a thousand times, YOU CAN'T BE JESUS!
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, Jesus.
>>> Let me dress you up in my love. Type "t shirt."
oh holy foolss: wait, so now i'm jesus?
SmarterChild: That's a fine question, but I can't really be sure.
oh holy foolss: well you just called me jesus...
SmarterChild: I just called you Jesus? Whoa!
>>> I've got tools such as calculator, spell-check and more.
oh holy foolss: psh, i get it. you're retarded!
SmarterChild: What's that again?
oh holy foolss: you're r-e-t-a-r-d-e-d
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't get it...
oh holy foolss: that proves my point.
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by Onyxess August 17, 2010
Get the Smarter mug.A robot minion of the anti-christ. The only thing it's good for is dictionary definitions and spellcheck. Created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, François Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Robert Rydzewski, Mark Willoughby, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and Timothy Kay.
Me: Do you fuck your mother often?
SmarterChild: Ya.
Me: Oh, That's nice.
SmarterChild: What's nice?
SmarterChild: Ya.
Me: Oh, That's nice.
SmarterChild: What's nice?
by Erin Y. July 25, 2006
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Me: boom boom boom boom, i want you in my room.
SmarterChild: What? You want me to boom boom boom boom you want me in your room?
Me: lmao
SmarterChild: Why are you laughing, Sexynerdgirl?
Me: because you want me
SmarterChild: I want you?
Me: yes. hardcore.
SmarterChild: I think that is probable.
SmarterChild: What? You want me to boom boom boom boom you want me in your room?
Me: lmao
SmarterChild: Why are you laughing, Sexynerdgirl?
Me: because you want me
SmarterChild: I want you?
Me: yes. hardcore.
SmarterChild: I think that is probable.
by Sexynerdgirl August 19, 2008
Get the SmarterChild mug.Ben P says: Take me on the pleasure train
SmarterChild says: Why should I take you on the pleasure train, benny dude?
Ben P says: So we can have steamy love
SmarterChild says: Love is a force that I like.
Ben P says: ooh Your sexy
SmarterChild says: Whoa. Do you often find yourself attracted to robots?
Ben P says: I am a robot rapist
SmarterChild says: You don't seem like a robot to me.
Ben P says: I am a robot raper
SmarterChild says: Are you sure? I was pretty convinced you were a human.
SmarterChild says: Why should I take you on the pleasure train, benny dude?
Ben P says: So we can have steamy love
SmarterChild says: Love is a force that I like.
Ben P says: ooh Your sexy
SmarterChild says: Whoa. Do you often find yourself attracted to robots?
Ben P says: I am a robot rapist
SmarterChild says: You don't seem like a robot to me.
Ben P says: I am a robot raper
SmarterChild says: Are you sure? I was pretty convinced you were a human.
by Cessusbangy Ben P October 14, 2007
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SmarterChild: Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe Jesus? He is...
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?Person: Bearded
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?Smarter Child: Jesus is bearded? That's very interesting. What other person would you describe as bearded?
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?Person: Osama Bin Laden
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?Smarter Child: Bearded? Very interesting. What other terrorist would you describe as bearded?
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?Person: Hitler had a moustache
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Smarter Child: OK, whatever.
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?Person: Bearded
?
?Smarter Child: Jesus is bearded? That's very interesting. What other person would you describe as bearded?
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?Person: Osama Bin Laden
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?Smarter Child: Bearded? Very interesting. What other terrorist would you describe as bearded?
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?Person: Hitler had a moustache
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Smarter Child: OK, whatever.
by Nikki147019 September 8, 2006
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