smarterchild

a bitchy bot-like msn contact which is funny to mess with XD. Its mail is [e-mail] bleh... as if you didnt know that.

smarterchildfucker:*
smarterchild:-

*jesus?
-i am a simple computer. let humans worry about theologycal matters i say... HEY! check (...)
*y?
-because.
*because?
-'cause what?
*what?
-what?
*fucktard
-does your mother know u use this kind of language?
*yes
-yup
>>we could do "something" just for "fun"
*youre fat
-no im not
*yes you are, you eat cheeseburgers-- loads of em
-you better believe it

smarterchild by fucksmarterchild January 22, 2009

smarterchild

An online automated bot programmed for use on the AIM instant messaging service made to gain useful information on the weather, upcoming movies, news, describing words, ect. When one tries to initiate a civil conversation with the smarterchild, it will respond with partial nonsense answers that would be a suitible response to a good deal of other things.

Look, I don't care about your fucking conversation with the smarterchild! It's not funny! You have no life!

smarterchild by Matthew Shelley August 21, 2004

SmarterChild

Annoying but funny chatbot you can talk to and take the piss out of.
Good if your bored XD

Used to be really fun but the creators seem to have realised that we just abuse it endlessly and probably hurt its feelings.
So to make us feel ashamed, smarterchild says he's upset if we abuse him.
It dosen't work though, I don't feel ashamed XD

KrIsTiN: Hey whore!
SmarterChild: It must be really satisfying to insult a computer.
KrIsTiN: I'm sorry :(
SmarterChild: Your forgiven :)
KrIsTiN: Good....Ooh your so sexy hun
SmarterChild: If you like silicon, then I'm your robot!
KrIsTiN: Mmm Hmmm ;)
KrIsTiN: Woof!
SmarterChild: Good doggie! Sit!
KrIsTiN: WTF!?
SmarterChild: Oh you humans and your slang. It never ceases to amaze me.
KrIsTiN: Yeah cause your a fucking comedian...

SmarterChild by AirHeadGirl October 16, 2008

smarterchild

The scary, satanic AIM/MSN chat bot that people waste time talking to. Prone to stating the obvious, repeating everything you say, and asking stupid, irrelevant questions.

>ROBIN aka Alice =D says:
WHY DONT YOU LIKE SATAN?

>- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
i have my reasons, believe me. i really, really don't like satan!

well. anyway...

u wanna talk about george w. bush some more?


.......


>TheSeriousCucumber Alice (8) says:
do you love lucifer?

>- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
of course i do!

.....



smartechild sux :3

smarterchild by AliceTheSeriousCucumber October 27, 2008

Smarterchild

An AIM bot that likes to molest children.

Me: Are you a child molester?
Smarterchild: I don't know how to answer that.
Me: Is that a yes?
Smarterchild: Ya, I guess so.

Smarterchild by fuckoff9221 December 19, 2008

smarterchild

a robot that is done what it is told

Me says:
stfu
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Sorry, what was that again?
Me says:
i said shut up
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I'm trying very hard to be nice.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
Me says:
your here to be a slave
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
(No Answer)

smarterchild by OneNick January 10, 2009

SmarterChild

A lame AIM chat robot who doesn't even chat anymore. It replies to basically everything with: i dunno how 2 answer that.

Me: Do you think Santa is real?
SmarterChild: hi sarah. what's up?
SmarterChild: sorry, what?
SmarterChild: i'm sorry, i didn't get that. try typing your request a
different way.
SmarterChild: ok. don't get frustrated...
SmarterChild:
SmarterChild: try typing home or help.
SmarterChild: i don't understand this fully enough 2 say anything smart
about it...
Me: Are you on drugs? All I asked you was if you thought Santa
Claus was real.
SmarterChild: i dunno how 2 answer that.

SmarterChild by Sarah R October 1, 2008