Salem NH

A small town shaped like a glove. Thats how we remember how to find ourselves on large maps. There all a lot of road and a lot of pot-holes. There's also a lot of pot. The town is divided into two parts, North Salem and South Salem. They should divide the town in two seperate towns because the Northern part is rich, the Southern part is influenced by drugs and is pretty much like a part of Massachussetts. The school systems are great, until you reach High School. Salem High School is great education wise, but is the number one drug trafficing school in NH. On a good note, Salem was ranked the 85th best town to live in, in 2007 according to CNNMoney.com. On Saturday you rarely see a NH license plate, there are soo many Mass cars. That because we have no sales tax. Salem is popular for its mall.

Kid 1: I wanna live in Salem NH

Salem Resident: No you dont buddy.

by SystemofaDownandClutch December 6, 2009

Salecassy

Another name for a huge cock.

Girl #1: "Oh My God! I heard Justin & Thomas has a Salecassy."

Girl #2: "I need to see this!"

by akeytonothing December 10, 2010

Salem UT

City in Utah that's not really interesting unless you find a high school interesting.

We are the Salem Hills Skyhawks. Sang in Salem UT.

by Grandpa Jorge March 1, 2011

Salebrag

The subtle act of letting others know you were able to snag that staple, often costly, luxury item at a ridiculously better price; proving yourself to be the deal Jedi amongst your friends and cultivating ultimate street cred for beating the system of paying full price. Made popular by the discount shopping tool Honey and similar to 'humblebrag,' 'salebrag' or 'salebragging' is a reaction following the satisfying experience from acquiring an expensive product, at a bargain price.

2. The euphoric action that takes place following the purchase of an awesome/typically expensive item, at a bargain!

via social share:
"Sooo...this happened picture inserted: 2015 PROENZA SCHOULER WOVEN BOOTS ON FLEEK, bitchez!...AND AT 60% OFF! #SALEBRAG #WHATSUPNOW #FOAMINGFROMTHEMOUTH"

by THEFATJEWISH April 16, 2015

skylight sale

Rooftop b/e, often used to get around locks, alarms, or minority filters

When we got to the store the next morning, the minority filters were still in place but we learned that some of the locals had staged a skylight sale during the night.

by Max Radcliffe June 14, 2006

Mitsubishi salesman

1)A person who sells Mitsubishi vehicles.
2)A derogatory term for a person with an indecipherable oriental accent. Originating from one being confused as to what their intended meaning (Is he teaching me something, or trying to sell me a Mitsubishi?). Coined by students in the University of Akron's Mechanical Engineering department.

Don't take that professor, he's a total Mitsubishi salesman.

by Benzin October 30, 2008

reverse sale

If you actually want to buy something (e.g. a product or service), but then manage to not only get the product or service you want for free, but actually get paid to use it. Only the best sellers master reverse sales.

They wanted me to pay for the iPads. But I did a reverse sale and now we are getting paid for using the iPads.

by AlexPowell October 6, 2020