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sloth rodeo 

Where you round up a group of mentally deficient and physically deformed children and keep them in a small cage until they begin to fight eachother. The "cowboys" who planned the sloth rodeo then bets on which one is the last sloth standing. Minimum buy in of 10 dollars.
"Doofy McStevens is the sloth rodeo winner! He wins a trip to the bottom of the ocean!"
sloth rodeo by Glimpze740 July 3, 2008
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sloth grab 

When someone grabs an object at an ultra slow pace to the point where its akward.
Did you see how long it took Anna to reach for her seatbelt this morning?

Yea, that sloth grab was very akward.
sloth grab by fraxinus6356 November 27, 2012

sloth disease 

Very Rare disease carried most often by Jessikas. Very powerful sleeping disease where the victim sleeps 20 out of 24 possible hours. The other 4 hours are spent watching movies or spending time on their phone as to not use energy.
After waking up from a 3 hour nap exhausted, Jessika realized that she had sloth disease.
sloth disease by Untamed1560 July 6, 2016

Sloth riot 

The proper term for a group of pandas masturbating angrily.
The class trip to the zoo was ruined by the sloth riot occurring in the panda enclosure.

sloth people 

One who may be alternately described as trailer trash, hillbilly, a "hills have eyes person". Usually have an IQ in the mid 20's. Probably created by a brother sister sandwich under a rebel flag with an 8 ball of meth on the end table, in an 1973 single wide, with bronco sitting in the foot tall lawn out front
Jesus Christ those sloth people must have rubbed off on you, you're acting a bit downsy.
sloth people by Gtrguy88 July 21, 2020
The sexiest mf to ever live (also has a piss kink)
“Omg did you hear sloth.sir is dating mammonsleftfoot?”
Sloth.sir by mammonsleftfoot June 17, 2021