Walking around aimlessly with no real desire. Usually during the morning after a night of heavy drinking.
Man: "Dude, you were so crazy last night! Loooool!"
Dude: "I know man, now I gotta slomber back over to my girlfriends house before she wakes up and realized she was sleeping with my sex doll and not me. I still feel drunk."
Man: "That sucks dude, god speed on getting back home."
Dude: "Yeah man. *buzz* I just got a text from my girlfriend...she wants to break up...and she's taking the doll..."
Dude: "I know man, now I gotta slomber back over to my girlfriends house before she wakes up and realized she was sleeping with my sex doll and not me. I still feel drunk."
Man: "That sucks dude, god speed on getting back home."
Dude: "Yeah man. *buzz* I just got a text from my girlfriend...she wants to break up...and she's taking the doll..."
by Niffboy3 June 18, 2010
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A person male or female, with abnormally large sneakers or feet. The term waffle stomper refers to the stomping noise the sneakers make when they are walked in.
by Kenny Loman May 18, 2005
Get the waffle stomper mug.person 1:Wow you still live in Sunnyslope?
person 2: yes
person 1: what a sloper ,you've become !
person 2: :(
person 2: yes
person 1: what a sloper ,you've become !
person 2: :(
by FAWKGIRL January 6, 2014
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Joy:Huh? Whats a shit stomper?
Carrie:(laughs)A plunger hurry the toilet is overflowing
Joy:Huh? Whats a shit stomper?
Carrie:(laughs)A plunger hurry the toilet is overflowing
by pinkfrog091 September 20, 2009
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Get the whore stomper mug.The half filled drink cups and beer bottles left on the sidelines at a party. Term refers to the way you have to tilt the bottle to the side in order to see if there is any liquid in it.
Dude, the keg is kicked! Just grab one of the slopers over there on the windowsill.
I was cleaning up after the party and someone left a bunch of slopers on the table. Most of 'em have cigarette butts in them too.
I was cleaning up after the party and someone left a bunch of slopers on the table. Most of 'em have cigarette butts in them too.
by corkvpn August 13, 2009
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