Slippery Steve

When, while taking a dump, one allows a turd to partially leave the ass, and then pulls it back into and out of their asshole repeatedly. Also called "shit fucking".

Rob: "What took you so long in the bathroom?"

Steve: "I was giving myself a Slippery Steve."

Rob: "That's.... terrible."

by salvatore iii December 15, 2008

slippery slut

A female (human or otherwise) who is shady and not to be trusted. A woman who improves her situation through questionable means.

Ron: "I met this girl the other night. I took her home. When I woke up in the morning she was gone and so was all my money and my trees"
Markus: "Damn! what a slippery slut! If you every see her again you should take her home and donkey punch her"

by Swaino March 20, 2008

slippery scotsman

The act of blending watery diarrhea with a shot of Scotch whiskey and serving it to an unsuspecting victim.

I served Jim a Slippery Scotsman at Evan's party last night after finding he fucked my girlfriend. After he felt the warmth of the glass and the smell of the drink, he proceeded to vomit everywhere!

by DeezNizzuts December 13, 2008

Slippery Showdown

While fucking a girl from behind, you grab an alcoholic drink of some sort and continue drinking while still fucking.

Lastnight while I was banging this chick I gave her one hell of a Slippery Showdown

by AproudAlcoholic March 27, 2010

slippery walrus

When an elderly man spreads his cheeks for a young woman to insert her foot (at speed) into his well lubricated rectum.

Hey Dave, i heard pete was playing slippery walrus with your bird last night!

by osman hussain March 7, 2016

Slippery Slingshot

After your finished taking your girlfriend from the front, you pull out the condom full of semen.(she doesnt know you blew your load) While pretending to blow a load in her face, she closes her eyes which is when you take the condom and sling shot her in the eye.

Dude, i gave kelly the Slippery Slingshot and now shes blind.

by KJmagicSauce November 3, 2004

slippery pants

pants htat can easily be lost in public places

i bought a pair of slipery pants that then fell off in the middle of Hyde Park

by debkat August 11, 2003