brown slinky

when theres just a fat shit log dangling out your ass, but you dont have the physical strength necessary to push it the rest of the way out so its just kinda hangin there

"im shitting at work"
"is it just hanging out of your ass rn"
"brown slinky"

by cunt7654565456543456 July 30, 2022

slinky doodle

A slinky doodle is a man's penis that looks like a drawn pencil penis; small and unpleasureable.

That guy seriously has a slinky doodle.

by realistically_honest August 24, 2017

beef slinky

A ridiculously stretchy penis and/or the foreskin of said penis.

Example:

Lorie: Jesus I heard CJ has a thing for eating mad beef slinky

Dani: Yeah I bet she horks those things down like fucking candy

by Mr.Twang July 13, 2014

Greasy Slinky

After you, and your buddy are finished double teaming a female from both ends (and thus have "greased her up" from both said ends), you throw her down the stairs. If done right she will look like a slinky going down the stairs.

Dude, that chic from last night really wanted to have breakfast together. I told her I got a better idea: I called Aaron over and we did a greasy slinky on her, then closed the door behind us big bro high five.

by Al Texass April 25, 2023

Mud Slinky

A pooper, a butthole.

Damn Brad, look at the ass on Sammy, I’m sure gonna try to get in that mud slinky tonight.

by Your a neuron February 26, 2020

Slinky

Another word for cool. Normally used amongst stoners and Algebra teachers.

Stoner #1: Duuuude. Show me that thing again.

Stoner #2: *shows thing*

Stoner #1: Duuuude. That was so slinky.

by Ally_Kay May 2, 2017

slinky

it is when everyone in an anal orgy lines up and starts fucking in a rhythm such that it mimics the motion of a slinky.

"Damn bro, that slinky with the boys last night was amazing."

by angkaiyang January 29, 2021