Sleeping in the Closet

After a drunken night of boozing and fist pumping, a man or transvestite asks if you're interested in some free sex. In a drunken haze, you might not understand, and let it happen.

Did you hear? We caught him sleeping in the closet, butt-naked, with his thumb in his mouth!

by corncorncorncornorncorn January 24, 2011

Sheeting

When you share a bed with someone you don't want to have sex with, so you lay on top of the top sheet to prevent contact. When alcohol is involved usually works.

If you don't want to have intimate situations with drunk bed mate. Sheeting usually works.

Fall asleep on a different layer, usually they will give up!

by Kurlington May 22, 2018

Sleeping Together

Having a spiritual union of sleeping through the class together in a collective way.

The classroom was sleeping together at the 19th Century Poetry class.

by INDEKILLA April 11, 2018

Sleeping

1.) The Second best thing to do in bed alone.
2.) Maybe the First best thing to do if there was somebody else doing it with you

1.) Yea...Sleeping was fun
2.) OH YEA...Sleeping with Carly tonight

by Thad Badassle July 5, 2011

sleeping

a mystical kind of magic which sends u to an alternate plane of existence in which the magical gremlins give u pro plus

i was sleeping when i heard a large crash

by jess543 November 1, 2005

sleeping together

When two people are engaging in sexual intercourse

Jessica: So, are you sleeping together?
Angela: Yeah... But keep it quiet, I don't want everyone to know that I'm having sex with Jack

by thegirlintheflowertattoo July 26, 2012

awaken a sleeping giant

(v.) to prompt a powerful force of unknown destuctive capabilities into action.

Hitler awakened a sleeping giant by declaring war on the USSR.


Japan awakened a sleeping giant by bombing Pearl Harbor.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004