skeeos

pigeons...if you dont know dont ask

you foget dem skeeos

by p-knuckle May 6, 2004

Skees

The short version of brewskees...AKA Beer!

Im havin a bonfire later....remember to bring your own skees!

by Skeemasta! July 4, 2010

Skeets

Plural of Skeet. usually found hanging around on street corners, outside chip shops or in arcades. Tend to spit a lot.

Don't go in to the shooping centre it's full of skeets, it's dole day

by Adrian December 12, 2003

sheepshaging

when a man, usually welsh or from new zeland captures a lonely sheep into a corner of a field and decides to have rampant anal sex with it.

farmer giles is rounding up his sheep for the sale and thinks when was the last time he boned misses giles, so he unzippes and discretely slips one into the sheep without her noticing the other sheep realise this and run away to freedom. whilst giles is there with his tweed waist coat and trousers around his anckles shouting bah...bah... take this. usually followed by orgasm and the living with the discust of sheepshaging and having sex with an animal.

by huw roberts February 15, 2008

skeens

A short, nasty lookin bitch that floated in a green cooler from Cuba to Miami

Mrs. skeens can suk my dizzack!!!

by kishan April 28, 2005

Skeets

name of Kord Omniversal A.I.
Booster's robot pal
A Futuristic Robot Museum security device
Your master

"Skeets cover me"

by Axolotl_lan October 10, 2008

skeetshake

The frosty, lightly salted, beverage consisting of skeet in a shot glass, downed in 1 for the viewing pleasure and sexual gratification of the skeetasaurus.

Ralph loves it when Jonny makes him drink his skeetshakes.

by Simon Magellan June 4, 2007