ashlee simpson

some talentless chick caught lip-synching on LIVE tv...what a dumbass...she had the nerve to blame her band for playing the wrong so ng..then she put a statement on her website saying she had to lip-synch because of, as she wrote it, acid "refux"...she was also booed offstage at the Orange Bowl Halftime show...she makes lame-ass attempts at being punk or tomboyish...she got her own fucking show for no fucking reason...

"hi im jessica simpsons little sister, because im related to someone only slightly talented i should be rewarded with my own show and record contract, even though i suck"

by Mr. Ed March 8, 2005

maggie simpson

the youngest member of the Simpsons. Half a babie, half sniper. (remember that time when Homer became a cop and all the gangsters came out to kill him, and Maggie pulled out her gun that she shot Mr. Burns with an shot the gangster?)

bang! bang! bang!
(suck) (suck)

by somethingman May 9, 2004

Ashlee Simpson

A lip syncer on snl... Looks like shit! no talent, acid-reflex is bull shit!!!!! And plus who the fuck messes up with Lip syncing...... AND BLAMBS HER FUCKING band, its bad enofgh they have to play in ur band.!

Nothing like Jessica! "my career is falling into 'peices pieces' of me". SHe should be a whore

by Fujed November 2, 2004

Lisa Simpson

Smartest and most complex member of the Simpson family. One of the few Simpsons characters lacking a catchphrase.

Simpsons episodes featuring Lisa Simpsons as the main character are often more emotionally resonant than those featuring other characters.

by WWW.FOOLED-MOMMY.TK October 14, 2004

Ashlee Simpson

slightly worse than britney spears, but hey, at least britneys dancing makeup for her lipsynching...
(ie...hoedowns = death for a completely worthless talentless birdbeaklike singer)

You make me want to lala...if the lala was roll over, vomit, and bag the vomit only to save it for a few weeks in the hot hot sun so i can mail it to you. for kwanzaa. it truly is a celebration of ur harvest...biatch.

by toocoolforschool42 February 20, 2005

simpleswine

A yahoo troll, often cynical towards Liberals, libtards,and libturds. offended by fake vets, unpatriotic fools, and has been often suggested as a write-in candidate for President. Is pro-2nd Amendment, believes abortion is wrong, but that it IS the womans choice, does not believe in Fed funding, feels it should be a State issue. Loves to "out" fake vets and terror sympathizers.

simpleswine for President

by jon hiddle August 25, 2006

Simpsons

A cool and funny tv-show that features people with yellow skin.The show is created by Matt Groening and the main characters are Homer,Marge,Lisa,EL BARTO (aka: Bart) and Maggie. Other Characters include:
Grandpa sinpson,Proffeser Frink,Moe ,Lenny, Carl, Nelson, Milhouse ,Santa`s Little helper, Snowball II,Crazy cat lady Chief wiggum, Apu,Docter Hibbert ,Ralph,Mrs Krabbapple,Principle Skinner,Comic book guy, Spider pig/Harry Plopper and last but not least Selma and Patty.
Glad That`s over! :)

Best Tv Show 4 Life!

Go Simpsons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Beaconetric December 12, 2007