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Simon

A really amazing guy who will probably give you the best sex of your life, he may seem really nerdy but we all know he’s packing
Person 1: Man that Simon over there has the biggest dick I’ve ever seen

Person 2: Don’t all Simons?
by HotLeek November 10, 2017
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she is feisty she talks a lot she has a brother his name zione she says he act gay she will reject you in seconds but don't forget she is sweet and loving tho she will be the best of the best friend you will ever have!
Me:hey Simone !
Simone:hey sis what is up blah blah blah

Me:(so boring)😐😑😶😴
by ksmity January 15, 2019
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the greatest boyfriend Tegan ever asked for.
I love you Simon. From Tegan xox
by SexyTegs October 8, 2008
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Simon

Simon is a pretty good looking dude but is such a fucking player!
Girl one: "have you dated Simon?"
Girl two: "ya last Saturday wbu?"
Girl one "oh since this Friday"
by sksskskks February 24, 2019
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And Simon

Who's going out?
Jake, Gravy, Holland, Chinese, Crab, Surge
and Simon
by and Simon March 10, 2020
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simon

major douche bag. doesnt care about anyone but himslef. acts super cool but on the inside he cannot stand himself. always trying to impress everyone with his wealth but the truth is no one cares. he thinks he is so popular and loved but secretly no one wants to hang out with him. absolute idiot and selfish human
me: hi mike i cannot wait until you come to my house after school.
simon: hey why arent i invited! you guyts should come to my mansion, ill show you my iphone 11 pro and mydads cars.
by livelifexx December 30, 2019
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Fucks emilo and sucks his dick

Simon has so small dick you need very big glasses to see his and emilo helps with that by being bisexual so simon doesn't feel sad
Emilo: simon please suck it hard ill pay good

Simon: fine only cuz i need to pay for food
by Whatisthisfuck October 21, 2019
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