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Johnny Simmons

a very hot actor who was born on november 28 1986 and is mostly known for its appearance in Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (Young Neil) and Jennifers Body (Chip Dove)
Yo bro do you know who Johnny Simmons is??
by vanessalovesparamore July 15, 2022
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Jacob Simmons

A Jacob Simmons is a person that majorly ignores the people that care about them. Jacob Simmons is someone who will ghost you for days or weeks and then just claim they were sleeping or didn't have their phone. While they're generally a good friend and good company to have around, they do have their flaw of only hanging out or talking to you for a day or two then ghosting you again. A Jacob Simmons does typically have an excuse for always ignoring you however, although they are also typically bad excuses such as "I was sleeping and I just woke up to all these calls/texts" all while having ignored you for over a week.
"My friend just Jacob Simmons me all the time." "Dude, don't even respond just pull a Jacob Simmons on them." "I know you've ignored them for over a month, just Jacob Simmons them."
by Shroomiedaze June 18, 2022
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Anna Simmons

Wife of the goat (lit dog) (better than the GOAT though)
Anna Simmons is the wife of the G.O.A.T , but better than the GOAT
by Stemma October 14, 2022
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Simmons Classic

When you poop on someone’s chest and rub it around like you’re cleaning a table
Her chest was dirty so I gave her a simmons classic
by Anelly221 January 10, 2022
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Jayda Simmons

Palm beach lakes prom queen class of 2022!

Jay-Duh// Sim-mins//
“Hey did you hear about Jayda Simmons winning Prom Queen

“Im voting for Jayda”

“Vote Jayda Simmons for Prom Queen”
by Jayda Simmons April 7, 2022
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Simmons

A man who is Dutch Irish nerdy and wishes his Sargent was his dad and will usually will ask "You ever wonder why were here?"
Shut it Simmons! Simmons you are such a kiss ass.
by Nothing Airing November 10, 2021
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jonathan Simmons

A civil Asian man that is very well crafted with automobiles and talks about naruto constantly. He is.. a very hard worker at chick fila and he loves to eat rice in the mornings.
by Master Officer November 20, 2021
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