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Simian Cranial Cannon

This is the term describing the act involving one sick person and a (preferably) dead ape. This act requires the insertion of the penis into the nasal cavity of the ape and ejaculating as close to the brain of the ape as possible. If this position is achieved and semen reaches the brain, the ape will react as if it has been shot by a cannon, recoiling its head backwards. If it is alive of course. If not, you are a sick zoonecrophiliac.
"Guys, I'm gonna go do a Simian Cranial Cannon, be back in 5."
"Ok Peter, make sure its dead this time, unlike last time, OK?"
by Jacob Gilbert October 28, 2006
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Simian

A language only three people obtain. A secret code used by the one and only bbp side cult. Simple terms used from word to word structure which represent each letter with clicks to separate each complete word.
What does 'pookah dot oo ah' mean?

It's ABCD in Simian silly.
by @bbpclips April 27, 2019
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look-similar

Someone who is constantly told they look like a famous person, but in reality only moderately resemble them.
"Oh my goodness, you and Woody Harrelson are total "look-similars!"

"Thank you"
by JMc4008 February 4, 2010
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Simion

the two lesbians went to the sex shop to buy double sided Simion's
by lmxdurgex October 17, 2009
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Super Simile

A simile that uses like or as twice in one sentence.
Bob: Ms. Smith, you're as good as cake.
Ms. Smith: You're creepy, but nice use of a super simile.
by JakeekaJ August 25, 2011
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Simile

Comparing two things using light or as
The book is as light as a feather

The simile is light as a feather
by Knight 101 January 4, 2019
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Similar Style Salutations

Simililar Style Salutations - When you see someone wearing the same attire and you give them a compliment about it. This friendly confrontation usually resolves in both subjects in good spirits.
Guy wearing American Apparel sweater - "Nice sweater"
Responsive Fellow (wearing same sweater) - "Why thank you- Oh my it appears we both have the same sweater! What a jubilant cooinkydink! Similar Style Salutations to your choice of garment too!"
by Keeroonf March 24, 2009
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