by Oddjobguy147 June 16, 2006
Get the knight in shining armor mug.1. To talk shit and get hit.
2. To try your best at sports such as football and track and end up being a horrible thing to watch.
3. To eat your fortune along with the cookie at a Chinese food buffet.
4. To viciously masturbate mentally
2. To try your best at sports such as football and track and end up being a horrible thing to watch.
3. To eat your fortune along with the cookie at a Chinese food buffet.
4. To viciously masturbate mentally
1. If you keep shanning then shits going down.
2. I was shanning so hard in practice today, I have to find a way to not suck.
3. We were sitting in the restaurant and out of nowhere this dumbass just starts shanning.
4. My mom caught me shanning to my imaginary girlfriend while i was playing xbox.
2. I was shanning so hard in practice today, I have to find a way to not suck.
3. We were sitting in the restaurant and out of nowhere this dumbass just starts shanning.
4. My mom caught me shanning to my imaginary girlfriend while i was playing xbox.
by Ol Dirty Drawz April 10, 2011
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the act of masturbating to your girlfriend sitting on the toilet after Red Lobster's Crabfest with a manikin's hand wedged up your ass
Example 1: yo have you guys seen my manikin anywhere...? we just got back from the Lobster and my girlfriend is about to shit her pants
Example 2: next time i go steining my girlfriend said i could wear the skream mask
Example 3: next time i go steining itll be after the all you can eat shrimp
Example 2: next time i go steining my girlfriend said i could wear the skream mask
Example 3: next time i go steining itll be after the all you can eat shrimp
by Parnarsus October 31, 2013
Get the Steining mug.The direct Mexican translation of explaining as used by the President for Life of Mexico Ricky Ricardo, married to Lucy... who everyone apparently loves.
After Ricky walks in on some of Lucy's antics/shenanigans...
Lucy: OH RICKY, YOU'RE HOME!
Ricky: Lucy, you got some 'splaining to do!
Lucy: OH RICKY, YOU'RE HOME!
Ricky: Lucy, you got some 'splaining to do!
by Michael Steamley May 23, 2008
Get the 'Splaining mug.A drug induced trip; A glorious intoxication to the point of questioning one's own existence.
See also: trip - out
See also: trip - out
by L. Niko October 8, 2007
Get the shining mug.by Joe Pirelli December 21, 2007
Get the Steining mug.2. When a white person commits a heinous act only to have it explained away by other way people as "not that bad" or is otherwise given the benefit of the doubt in a way that would not never happen for anybody who wasn't white.
3. Actually it doesn't even have to be a heinous act. It can even be normal behavior. Like the way they admire other white people from Europe. They would break their necks trying to help someone who speaks French or German. Let someone speak Spanish and they just shout something like, "Speak English!"
Ex. Mexicans are "foreigners" or "immigrants" (even thought they're actually from the same continent!) but white people from Europe are "travelers" or "expats".
3. Actually it doesn't even have to be a heinous act. It can even be normal behavior. Like the way they admire other white people from Europe. They would break their necks trying to help someone who speaks French or German. Let someone speak Spanish and they just shout something like, "Speak English!"
Ex. Mexicans are "foreigners" or "immigrants" (even thought they're actually from the same continent!) but white people from Europe are "travelers" or "expats".
Real life examples of White-'splaining:
Real Life Example 1: White man who is the father of 2 was found guilty of possessing kiddie porn.
Response from another white person: "Just because he had kiddie porn doesn't mean he was a bad father - unless it was his kids in the pictures."
Real Life Example 2: Those black people just keep shooting each other. Their neighborhoods are filled with crime. We should lock them all up.
Response from white people after Columbine, Newtown, Chris Benoit and every other white mass shooting: This a terrible tragedy but there's nothing we can do about it. It just happened.
Random Example 3: White guy robs a bank: He was at the end of his rope trying to feed his family. Mexican guy robs a bank: Those people shouldn't be here anyway.
Real Life Example 1: White man who is the father of 2 was found guilty of possessing kiddie porn.
Response from another white person: "Just because he had kiddie porn doesn't mean he was a bad father - unless it was his kids in the pictures."
Real Life Example 2: Those black people just keep shooting each other. Their neighborhoods are filled with crime. We should lock them all up.
Response from white people after Columbine, Newtown, Chris Benoit and every other white mass shooting: This a terrible tragedy but there's nothing we can do about it. It just happened.
Random Example 3: White guy robs a bank: He was at the end of his rope trying to feed his family. Mexican guy robs a bank: Those people shouldn't be here anyway.
by trekkiebear January 3, 2014
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