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Shoes Rule

A rule in colleges that states that if one falls asleep with his shoes on, he is fair game for shaming. If one has the presence of mind to take off thier shoes before going to bed, it is ruled that he has merely fallen asleep, rather than passed out in a drunken stupor.
::Waking up with a big cock drawn on his face:: FUCK! Why didn't I take my shoes off? Goddamn shoes rule...
by Steven Hopkins March 8, 2006
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shoe shiner

1. A person that shines shoes.
2. A person in the workplace which submits to every request made by a superior in an effort to be the favourite.
3. A teacher's pet.
4. Tommy (Joe Pecsi) in 'Goodfellas'.
Lorenzo: Yea, yea, yeah! Let me get that for ya, Mike!
<Lorenzo opens the door for Mike>
Guy1: You see that? What a shoe shiner!
by hairlessfrank April 21, 2012
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shoe-down

Sport invented by Rohit Saxena; with Jen Hiscock; on a camping trip.

Involves someone throwing a frisbee into the air and people trying to hit it with their shoes. Different amounts of points are awarded for the different methods of downing the frisbee.

Can be adapted to a drinking game.
Guys let's all go play Shoedown!
by CarletonShad2k4 August 2, 2004
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shower shoe

One who is less experienced in the Marine Corps than a boot
That kid isn't even boot........."hey come here shower shoe!"
by no cov no luv February 20, 2008
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Presidential Shoe

A shoe with the potential of being thrown at a politician as part of protest against what he/she stands for...
A protester has thrown a Presidential Shoe at Wen Jiabao during a speech at Cambridge University and called the Chinese prime minister a "dictator". A few weeks earlier, President Bush went through a similar experience in Iraq...
by BennyTee2 February 4, 2009
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Shoe Hands

When your style of game playing is so bad there's no other explanation other than you are playing with shoes on your hands (Can be one or both hands).

A metaphor for players who are bad at playing games which involve the use of both or one hand(s)
"How can Sarah be so bad at aiming? " - T-800

"What do you expect? She's obviously playing with Shoe Hands" - Kyle Reese
by IndieManuel May 17, 2015
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Poo-in-the-shoe

An action which involves shitting right in a shoe and making it slide down to toe
Poo-in-the-shoe is often gifted to someone you dislike most

Originated in Petrozavodsk, Russia
Oleg: I hate that muthafucking asshole from grade 10
Artem: Give him some juicy poo-in-the-shoe
by veggy time January 13, 2011
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