by Mikey12703 March 13, 2018
Get the shmoobies mug.A Shmool is a gay man, often with glasses, who is impeccably well-dressed and extraordinarily handsome. Usually residing in rural areas, a Shmool draws attention to any room he enters. He enjoys a variety of genres of music, from pop (think Ke$ha) to indie rock (think Stars). The typical Shmool is surrounded by a gaggle of female friends at all times, due to his feminine nature.
Gay Man: See that Shmool over there? I'm going for him this weekend.
Fruit Fly: You might want to get a spot on the wait list, because that Shmool is in HIGH DEMAND.
Fruit Fly: You might want to get a spot on the wait list, because that Shmool is in HIGH DEMAND.
by Quad Girl May 13, 2010
Get the Shmool mug.1. shaved pubic region of a female (shmoo as in smooth)
2. ham-shaped, toeless creature from a comic by Al Capp (Lil' Abner comics)created in 1948. It laid eggs, gave milk and when looked at as though you would like to eat it, it dies out of sheer will to please you. The Shmoo loved to be eaten and tasted like any food desired. Anything that delighted people delighted a Shmoo. The Shmoo satisfied all the world's wants. The Shmoo believed that the only way to happiness was to bring happiness to others.
plural - Shmoon
2. ham-shaped, toeless creature from a comic by Al Capp (Lil' Abner comics)created in 1948. It laid eggs, gave milk and when looked at as though you would like to eat it, it dies out of sheer will to please you. The Shmoo loved to be eaten and tasted like any food desired. Anything that delighted people delighted a Shmoo. The Shmoo satisfied all the world's wants. The Shmoo believed that the only way to happiness was to bring happiness to others.
plural - Shmoon
1. "look at her shmoo"
by Monkau December 10, 2004
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by Flobbs December 6, 2010
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by PattyBerz December 3, 2019
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Alex: I could pass the bitch, assmouth
Eric:...that was a shmoodle Alex
Alex: I could pass the bitch, assmouth
Eric:...that was a shmoodle Alex
by redgoat42 June 26, 2009
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