shumpy

A form of grumpiness that occurs in the morning before one's first shit.

Don't go near Russ the Muss this morning. He's a bit shumpy.

by SniffablePurse July 23, 2006

Shumpert

A Shumpert is when a male is getting dome in a hot tub and farts, causing the weiner to pop out of the girls mouth. Shumpert.

Alex romantic evening was suddenly cut short when he let out a shumpert before the happy ending.

by ShNator January 19, 2010

shlump

to kill or to beat up someone, this word can also be used if u pwn3 someone at something.

im gunna shlump you nigga!

or

man! i shlump't you at basketball today nigga

by omega blaze February 27, 2009

shlump

To listen to music really loud

I shlumped down the street

by titothegreat January 1, 2007

shlumpcicle

ok think of it like this, if you have to take a shit you have to take a slumpy...cause you slump over to do it...now think of an icecicle, then think shlumpcicle, not frozen but just in a cicle shape

23:04 <monster> i have to take a slumpcicle

by catawalks February 14, 2005

Shlumpt

Being excessively tired. Sometimes after doing drug's or drinking alcohol.

I just popped four percs and I feel so shlumpt bro , I can barely keep my eyes open.

by Fatherclout May 2, 2018

Albanian Shmumper

When an Albanian is engaging in an intense sphincter gaping anal pounding, and as the asshole gapes, such an Albanian immediately turns around and takes a massive shit into the gaping anal region.

Ildi was decimating Aidan's asshole, and before climax, performed a successful Albanian Shmumper, to which Aidan was displeased with as he preferred a Shmoney Shot.

by TEHRAELSPODERMAN December 3, 2016