Shaved Money

A freshly shaved vagina

"I hate it when a chick doesn't have shaved money".
"Dude This girl last night had the biggest bush ever! I hate it when they don't have shaved money".

by Mr. Wow214 October 10, 2010

shaving a weasel

Excuse to an ugly girl when she asks you out on a date, especially to a church function.

"I'm sorry I can't go to the revivial with you; I have to shave my weasel.

by Agent Elle June 10, 2005

Shave Slave

When a woman gets her hair cut as she's giving a BJ.

Hayleys hair looks a lil off. Always such a "Shave Slave".

by Oxman79 September 13, 2023

Precautionary Shave

The act of shaving your body for a date, just in case sex that was not initially planned, happens anyways.

"Sorry I took so long, I was doing a precautionary shave for my date."

by Vegita September 12, 2016

Reverse Shave

When a man grows a beard and shaves his head, in reverse of the usual convention.

Many NBA players use the reverse shave.

by JoeBlow123 October 9, 2013

shaving a watermelon

An euphemism of going home.

Jack was shaving a watermelon.

by bonelesspizza October 22, 2016

ghost-shave

youve been shaving every day for six weeks hoping that your partner would surprise you with a visit after work.
he never turned up, he never comes when he knows he is expected.
duh. stop the shaving and get back to work!

"wow Vonda your skin is looking real irritated. have you been losing it over a ghost-shave again???"

by Krkič January 4, 2020