Shaved Money

A freshly shaved vagina

"I hate it when a chick doesn't have shaved money".
"Dude This girl last night had the biggest bush ever! I hate it when they don't have shaved money".

by Mr. Wow214 October 10, 2010

shaving a weasel

Excuse to an ugly girl when she asks you out on a date, especially to a church function.

"I'm sorry I can't go to the revivial with you; I have to shave my weasel.

by Agent Elle June 10, 2005

Reverse Shave

When a man grows a beard and shaves his head, in reverse of the usual convention.

Many NBA players use the reverse shave.

by JoeBlow123 October 9, 2013

shaving a watermelon

An euphemism of going home.

Jack was shaving a watermelon.

by bonelesspizza October 22, 2016

Precautionary Shave

The act of shaving your body for a date, just in case sex that was not initially planned, happens anyways.

"Sorry I took so long, I was doing a precautionary shave for my date."

by Vegita September 12, 2016

Party Shave

The act of a person shaving hair off whatever body parts they deem necessary, but most emphasis being on the genitalia, before going out on the town. Party shaving is done with the intent to find someone to sleep with that night.

I hope you party shaved because you're totally getting laid tonight!

by Party Shaver June 9, 2018

shaving the book

masturbation

Shaving the book has become a popular pastime in many Western European countries.

by TaibhseTaibhse October 6, 2009