We Shared

When someones bitching about having you sky their drink when in fact you have shared a piece with them before

Paul: dude sky my gatorade
Ted: why dude we shared before
Paul: O yeah good point

by Jacob Peterson December 6, 2010

columbian shaved ice

When a male cums onto a platter and then freezes it for no more than 1.37 hours. Remove from freezer, grind it up by smashing your cock against the platter until fine crystal structures have been obtained. Then proceed to form a line of the crystallized crushed cum on the male’s cock, to which the female snorts the crystallized crushed cum, using any kind of Columbian paper currency.

Yo my girl wanted some cocaine but I was all out so I gave her some columbian shaved ice

by Kobe James Big Chungus March 2, 2019

Pasta Shaped Like Squidward

Testicular cancer.

Bob: "The doctor just diagnosed me with Pasta Shaped Like Squidward. What the fuck does that mean?"

Lamar: "It means you have cancer in your balls."

Bob: "Fuck."

by kufye October 17, 2021

A Moon Shaped Pool

Radiohead album released in 2016. While it's possibly their moodiest album to date, it has some of the most intricate songs the band has ever created. It reflects a very emotional, yet creative time for the band. The album includes masterpieces such as "Daydreaming", "True Love Waits" and "Present Tense". A Moon Shaped Pool is a 10/10.

As my world
Comes crashing down
I'll be dancing
Freaking out
Deaf, dumb, and blind
-"Present Tense" from A Moon Shaped Pool

by A Moon Shaped Fool December 25, 2018

Shajeda

A beautiful girl that's shy yet very aggressive. She has long beautiful hair and eyes that shimmer in the sun.She has a mind of her own.Any boy would chase after her beauty and kindness.She is an intelligent and understandable person who also can help anyone in need.

Shajeda is an understandable girl who is very intelligent and pretty.

by Anonymous_2314 March 10, 2015

greta-shamed

To be called out by a child, for a perceived but non existent wrong doing.

Mrs Brown felt greta-shamed after her teenaged child shouted "how dare you ask me if I've finished my homework"!

by kapysta September 27, 2019

shaved my legs for nothing

Didn't get any sex - used by women whose men didn't put out.

Jen: "Jim and I had a fight last night."
Sue: "Yeah?"
Jen: "Yeah. So I shaved my legs for nothing."

by "Colchicum" September 5, 2008