Shaking the spear

1. The act of masturbating (rubbing your cock masterfully).

2. Scouring the pipes of your penis in order to orgasm.

3. the process of pleasing yourself sexually

4. What you do when there is nothing to do

5. What you do when your family is not home

6. The reason people watch porn.

7. The reason old people are having more heart attacks.

Teacher : Class, anyone knows what William Shakespeare does in his free time ?

Daya : He shakes his spear.

Sister : Yu Chen can i come in your room ??

Yu Chen : Don't come in here !!! I am indecent as i am shaking the spear.

William Shakespeare is a master at shaking the spear.

by zingeraddict October 8, 2011

shakin' down my sauce

(v.) To repeatedly shake a packet of Easy-Mac cheese sauce to prevent powdering yo self when opening.

Randy: "Scotty, what are you doin?"

Scotty: "Shakin' down my sauce, foo!"

by Wandy_the_Great November 16, 2009

toaster shakins

The remaining crumbs of bread, english muffins, and bagels, that lie in the bottom of the toaster, found by pulling out the little tray or turning the toaster upside down to shake out the crumbs. A white trash topping for soups or salads made popular on the television series Married With Children.

Peg Bundy: "Al, how come you never make me breakfast?"
Al Bundy: "I would, Peg, but all we have is milk and toaster shakins."

by Ryan Miziker March 1, 2007

sharine

A sweet Kind caring girl, an African name, a outgoing, sporty , tall and a good friend

A sharine is a caring, beautiful, pretty , sporty lass

by psednoym October 1, 2015

shaking the table

When someone says or does something that is usually unacceptable and makes people uncomfortable in order to make people talk about something

1.) Sarah: Are we still not gonna talk about uncle Charlie’s obsession with sitting at the kids table.

Aunt Gene: omg she’s shaking the table

2.) Publishing an article about racism in a town that has racial issues that no one generally talks about.

by SaidLilBitch October 9, 2017

sharking

To pull a girl's panties down in public, usually when she's wearing a short skirt. Very popular in Japan.

Did you see that sharking video from Japan? That girl was pretty shocked but everyone saw her ass!

by Douglas Goldstein February 17, 2005

shaking the can

the act of male masturbation

Trevor asked his friends to leave the room while shaking the can to a gay porno.

by Kyle Johnny Punani January 1, 2009