shard

shard is synonym for retard

You are a real shard

by jan_890 January 8, 2018

shard

The action of shitting while farting.

I sharded on my mate last night.

by Big Sharder March 18, 2020

lonesome shard

The lonesome shard is always out at night. Ice makes them nice.

Theyre always paranoid , they are sneaky and suspicious. They may never be seen asleep.
And don't ask if theyre hungry .

Toothless as fuck .

Person 1) why do you stay inside all day and tweak out?
Person 2) I'm a lonesome shard.

by Yourlksdkkk May 18, 2020

Sharding

Is a technique to distribute large amounts of identically structured data across a number of independent databases....
docs.microsoft.com/en-us/azure-sql/database/elastic-scale-introduction

The DBA that named this data distribution technique, sharding must have had either stomach issues or a drug problem!

by Cherryflavoredwakeup23 June 9, 2020

shoot shards

Administering crystal methamphetamine into the system intravenously.

I don't smoke dope. Bitch, I shoot shards.

by Smokedopeeveryday September 1, 2020

Shard mites

The bugs under your skin from a constant use of methamphetamine or shards in slang this month furniture store it runs off of Wi-Fi or you can you can run it without a memory card you smoking Ben activated motion activated no

Your arms and face are eating up by Shard mites from picking at them

by Hater proof November 6, 2020

red shard

Your bleeding anus after consuming glass products

Dude, I got mad red shards.

by Cornelius Fudge Packer June 15, 2017