Shard's Law

Originating in trendy East London in 2024 during a cold winter night. Looking at the Xmas Light at the top of the Shard, if it's green, you roll one. That's Shard's Law.

I had to roll one again last night because the lights were green, fucking's Shard's Law

by Chemist95 November 23, 2024

lonesome shard

The lonesome shard is always out at night. Ice makes them nice.

Theyre always paranoid , they are sneaky and suspicious. They may never be seen asleep.
And don't ask if theyre hungry .

Toothless as fuck .

Person 1) why do you stay inside all day and tweak out?
Person 2) I'm a lonesome shard.

by Yourlksdkkk May 18, 2020

Bacon Shards

Shit; poop; forced grease. The remains left after a painful poop in the washroom.

The remaining feices in the bottom of a toilet after a super painful washroom break; leaving cuts, bruises, and bloody trails on the floor and off the side of the toilet seat. (or on the toilet)

Dude, I scared the bacon shards out of that kid.... Blood. Everywhere.

by Milkey Fluids November 8, 2011

shard

The action of shitting while farting.

I sharded on my mate last night.

by Big Sharder March 18, 2020

Scoop shard

A meth shard small enough to fit in a scoop made out of a a straw.

How much dope is left. ?

There is one big shard left as well as a few scoop shards

by Ceejay “murph” Jaymes May 27, 2018

Shard cart

R31 Nissan Skyline

Have a look at that cunt in the shard cart

by Gtech123 April 30, 2022

Shard Skank

Sells a maybe for dope, instead of actually fucking or doing anything at all physically, they just flirt around giving the idea of the possibility.

Omg! She is such a shard skank!

by Tricki-SchemeTeam2015-Captain February 19, 2018