frozen samurai

after completing urination, washing your hands and exiting the bathroom only to find that you then have to defecate, thus completely nullifying the act of washing your hands. in layman's terms, you don't realize you have to shit until you've pissed.

shit dawg, i hadta wash my hands twice cuz of that fuckin' frozen samurai!

by Seth Ream June 15, 2007

Samurai

The best warriors ever. As for the whole ninja kicking there asses thing. That can be said about almost anyone I mean ninjas use sneaky instink kills. However if a ninja and samurai fought face to face then the samurai would easily wipe the floor with those sneaky bastards.

Tom Cruise is NOT a samurai

by sir December 11, 2003

samurai

The feudal, honorable warriors of Japan, equivalent to European knights. They were a class of nobles, highest in the system set by Tokugawa. They were honorable, powerful, and courageous fighters, quite different from ninja, who were the skilled assassins with little to no honor. I believe each side could take on the other, personaly.

The samurai were very brave warriors, 'nuff said. No flames about ninjas beating them!

by The Hand of God January 21, 2004

shamrack

1. The appearance of a woman's breasts that look larger than they are from excess padding from a padded bra.

2. A padded bra.

Swank: "Damn, that girl has enormous boobs."

Garren: "Nah, she's sporting a shamrack. Stormer saw her with her top off."

by Garren August 4, 2007

Samurai

You have your ninjas and pirates, but now there's Samurai! Pirates may be able to use guns, and ninjas can hide wherever they want to, but samurai can cut the world in two if they wanted to. Samurai are cutting maniacs, slicing at everything. Samurai can beat a ninja and a pirate with a butter knife while on the seven seas during a fog. The samurai is going to be the reason for the extinction of the pirates and ninjas.

Guy 1: Hey, what happened to all the ninja here?
Guy 2: A samurai walked into the room a couple of seconds ago.
Guy 1: What about the pirate ship outside the window?
Guy 2: The same samurai cut it to pieces to make wood to burn the bodies of the ninja.

by Poison Down The Drain January 1, 2007

shamraoke

Karaoke on or around St. Patrick's day.

We're going to sing House of Pain, Sinéad O'Connor, Thin Lizzy, U2, & Van Morrison for shamraoke on Thursday.

by Thunder Stone March 30, 2011

Samurai

noun, abrupt departure from a bar, party, or other social gathering without warning, or with an implied very brief absence and prompt return.

verb, to suddenly leave a bar, party, or other social gathering without warning, and frequently under the guise of implied brief absence and prompt return.

1.) One minute he's telling me how he ended up spending the night at his boss's place, then he pulls a samurai and takes off before he finishes the story!

2.) Pete told me he was going to have a cigarette, then he samuraied home at 11 p.m.!

by word_nerd September 2, 2009