sheep shit in shallow water 

something that is offensive to any of the senses by reason of its extreme ugliness or by being totally devoid of what the utterer considers to be redeeming value.

"That motherfucker has his nerve calling anydamnbody ugly - he looks like sheep shit in shallow water even in his BEST outfit."

sheep shit in shallow water by C. Perniphelus Chuckles April 17, 2010

Swimming in shallow water 

Swimming in shallow water means that you are very close to geting in trouble... When you were on the last hook

I was swimming in shallow water when I got 15 F's on 15 different tests

Swimming in shallow water by Fake plant January 27, 2019

fishing shallow 

a term used when a guy's dick is so small he can barely get it past the labia when having sex with a woman.

Girl 1: I heard John is fishing shallow.

Girl 2: Yeah, poor guy. Sally said he got a lot deeper with his finger.

fishing shallow by cybersavage December 9, 2013

driveway puddle shallow 

Someone who is so shallow that they are practically on top of the water

She is the exact example of someoen who is driveway puddle shallow, she will only go out with someone with a job, has a lot of money, 6' 4 educated etc...

driveway puddle shallow by drivewaypuddleshallow July 30, 2011

as shallow as piss on concrete 

Very shallow and not long-lasting - painting a visualisation of piss quickly soaking in to the concrete.

That girl is so unreliable, she is as shallow as piss on concrete

as shallow as piss on concrete by Brian Butterly August 7, 2006

shipwreck in shallow water 

Taking a shit so large that the upper part of it protrudes out of the water in the bowl. This ususally produces a lot more offensive odors and should be flushed immediately

"Dude, I just took a massive shit. It was like a shipwreck in shallow water!"

shipwreck in shallow water by RCCG May 22, 2008

tip shallow 

to enter the penis into a vagina just so that the tip is inserted slightly onto the shaft

I was too tired to take my wife balls deep last night so i just went tip shallow on that ass!

tip shallow by Corey_Smalls September 3, 2006