Swing shallow

To try to join in while being cuckolded, but you get rejected by your girlfriend

If you swing shallow, Timmy, it'll never be the same!

by Wheneveryoucan May 20, 2017

Shallow the Wetdog

Shallow the Wetdog (Shallow), is an alternate dimension counterpart of Shadow the Hedgehog from the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise. Shallow has a simular appearance to Shadow but has white fur and a hair strand. He owns premium GUCCI shoes as well. He's often seen smoking grape lolipops but is willing to smoke any flavor. He's not serious at all, is pretty edgy, and takes everything like a parody. He's also a shitter and posts memes on instagram. He has the abilities of super speed, super strength, teleportation, interdimensional travel, levitation, ki powers, a rage mode which makes churros cry out of his eyes, etc. He hops around dimensions and universes fooling around because he believes that's the only thing to do in life. He commonly takes then role of a pizza guy delivering pizzas interdimensionally. One famous place he apeared in was the lost episode of I Carly where he was a pizza guy. It's unknown if he possesses immortality but he doesn't seem to age nor seems to have a known birth date. He's very chaotic neutral in nature and only does what he thinks is funny. Known information is very complicated.

"Yoo Shallow the Wetdog is awesome!"

by Can Opener 86 October 4, 2021

shallow dig

(verb) to do something lazy or half ass or to not peform 100%... in any situation or on any occasion.

The other night I was hammered, and I took this female home, and, I was so hammered that I had to give her the shallow dig.

by Tha Blakness June 20, 2011

Most shallow

Someone that writes poetry the way Ben Affleck acts, expresses thoughts and feelings by pointing at people; sounds about as authentic as Ben Affleck's Boston accent in a movie.

Hal sucks hardcore at writing poetry because he's the most shallow dude I ever met.

by Snowboy Jr. December 25, 2022

Shallow mouthing

As opposed to deep throating, when it's not possible to achieve due to the lack of inches of a man's penis, shallow mouthing must then be performed.

I ain't doing no deep throating tonight, just shallow mouthing , cuz his dick was tiny.

by NazioftheGrammer April 1, 2017

SHALLoW

The honor given to a Facebook post if it received all five reactions: Sad, Haha, Angry, Like, LOve, and Wow. (This is similar to the EGOT, the honorary title for a performer who wins an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, and Tony.)

The photo I posted of me tossing my child in the air earned me a SHALLoW; it got all six reactions.

by Amish Dale September 28, 2018

shallow life

When you are chasing low-level happines and deny any form of wisdom. Your life is controlled by your endless ego and unwanted emotions. You can't spend a single second in solitude, your mind always need some shitty stimulation. Even a dog has bigger level of emphaty.

Most of the humans never able to use their full potential. They live uncociouss shallow life.

by XYeperion June 8, 2017