shamone mother fucker!

Official motto of the Tourettes Syndrome Foundation. A wide variety of merchandise is available from their gift shop with the phrase proudly emblazoned for all to enjoy.

Edith: Gosh, I wonder where Doris bought that delightful tea-cosy with "Shamone mother fucker" stitched on it? It's pure fooking class.
Betty: Gosh.

by Cobs July 19, 2003

shaman

A word commonly referred to in World of Warcraft, a popular MMORPG. The class is disputed daily for being overpowered and unbalanced.
If one is to play this incredible game, it is highly encouraged to avoid a Shaman at all costs.

"Nerf shamans!"
"How come Shamans get better heals than Paladins?"
"/cry"

by Justin V August 23, 2005

Pussy Shaman

A cunnilingus expert. A person who leads the pussy to the path of enlightenment, i.e., multiple orgasms of all types.

My man's a total fucking Pussy Shaman. I'm such a lucky girl!

by harleyquinn24 March 21, 2010

seamonkeys

Usually found in products containing alcohol and chemical agents. Seamonkeys are small particles that form at the bottom of the bottle. If you shake the bottle you can see the seamonkey swirl.

John's beer was so old it had seamonkeys in it.

by phrek December 28, 2005

Sham on a nigga

to beat on somebodys ass, or to jump someone who has been talkin some serious shit

Joe: Yo that bitch dan was talkin shit about us!!

John: WHAT!! we finna sham on a nigga!

Joe: Yea we finna sham on his ass

by freakcaligula February 9, 2009

Shamone

1) A Worldwide holiday celebrated on June 25th that encourages charity, in an effort to "Heal the World".

2) A Michael Jackson themed party celebrated on June 25th according to www.themichaeljacksonholiday.com

Hey girl, check out my red leather jacket I bought for the Shamone party on Friday?

That's dope, I'm wearing a sexy, short, tight, black dress, a fadora hat, a diamond crested glove and some diamond anklets like socks. I'm gonna be the sexiest girl at the Shamone.

Or

I donated $1,000 to Haiti for Shamone.

by trulyo March 22, 2010

rabid seamonkey

When you are fucking a bitch in the face and then you jump behind her to perform anal but your buddy holds her face to the bedsheets with the threat to dump an aquarium full of fish on her head, then when you cum he dumps it anyway.

"WTF are you doing?"
"Shutup you're gettin a rabid seamonkey"

by Ontario April 5, 2008