A delectable hot white sticky substance that is ejaculated from a dogs penis. Typically put on top of a meal. However, this may be eaten by itself as a high calorie meal supplement. This substance tastes great, but there is a significant caloric content involved. If you are not careful you might become obese sooner then expected. In fact, this substance is the leading cause of obesity.
How its used:
Gary: Dude you have gotten really fat. Have you been consuming too much dog semen?
Larry: Yes and I feel bad. But it just tastes so good!
Gary: Dude you have gotten really fat. Have you been consuming too much dog semen?
Larry: Yes and I feel bad. But it just tastes so good!
by The Lake June 9, 2014
Get the dog semenmug. Nothing like a bowl of horse semen to start your day
Guy 1: What are you eating
Guy 2: Porridge
Guy 1: Oh cool, me too
Guy 2: Bartholomew, that's a horse
Guy 1: And?
Guy 2: Wait why are you on your knees?
Guy 1: Getting my breakfast
Guy 2: *Transforms into a horse*
Guy 1: Johnathan, i want a divorce
Guy 1: What are you eating
Guy 2: Porridge
Guy 1: Oh cool, me too
Guy 2: Bartholomew, that's a horse
Guy 1: And?
Guy 2: Wait why are you on your knees?
Guy 1: Getting my breakfast
Guy 2: *Transforms into a horse*
Guy 1: Johnathan, i want a divorce
by Ejack_Ulator8008135 April 29, 2022
Get the Horse Semenmug. The act of catching your nut and making the sign of the cross on the female’s forehead as if you were a priest on Ash Wednesday
Deborah was very religious, and missed church that week so she told Kyle, “That was some great sex, but did you remember to give me the Semen Saturday?”
by RevoBeast December 4, 2019
Get the Semen Saturdaymug. by Shelton063 January 1, 2010
Get the Semen Spritzermug. I walked out to get a drink of water and my dad asked if I pissed the bed. I said, "No man, the girl in my dream was riding me, I must have been semen dreamin!"
by Garfunkel99 April 4, 2021
Get the semen dreaminmug. (noun)
What Nepalese girls eat for dinner - nearly always made by her mum.
Generally known for its extreme spiciness and heat.
Has been known to cause implosions of the female anatomy and wild swearing.
What Nepalese girls eat for dinner - nearly always made by her mum.
Generally known for its extreme spiciness and heat.
Has been known to cause implosions of the female anatomy and wild swearing.
by HelpIDKWhoIAm May 28, 2015
Get the Satans Semenmug. by Mstr. Bates December 21, 2010
Get the semen shitmug.