Sergio

Sergio is a man who eats 5 meals a day, he comes from Sicily and believes its the center of the world, he eats a lot to feed his big muscles that he has, and he also drinks endless cups of coffee every day. A word of warning, don't leave food laying around when Sergio is about..

"Where has all the food gone?!" "oh, it was probably Sergio"

by Christhegreek22 November 30, 2017

Sergio

Sergio is the most perfect guy , he is so sweet and cute and he is literally such a good guy he’s also dating maleah.

awe sergio and maleah are so cute!

by babbiimc April 23, 2019

Sergio

A fat motherfucker who is a beaner and a cuck. He asks his son for condoms and grape juice. This man is the cancer of society leeching off his students and generally giving off the aura of the great depression. He also hides Mcdonald's cheeseburgers under his overhang.

Sergio is back at the Golden Coral!!

by cucksfordaysonbananaboat January 18, 2018

Sergio

The Romeo to my Juliet... minus the tragedy and plus some XXX fantasy action & a whole lotta ca$h

#fortune's #fool #get money #freak

"Parting is such sweet sorrow/That I shall say good night till it be morrow... in bed" ~ Sergio

“Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs... in bed” ~ Sergio

“O teach me how I should forget to think... in bed" ~ Sergio

“Under loves heavy burden do I rise... in bed" ~ Sergio

by LowL33s@h January 1, 2017

sergio ramos(not a persons name)

one that is fake: one that talks shit on something then turns around a week later and does it; one that acts like your friend until your not in the room; also one that talks shit on someone and says he never wants to live with them again, but moves back in a month later and vigorously starts to suck their cocks; a real shit peice; cocksucker; one who sucks dick for the taste;one who dreams of speck and lingers on the thought of his dick; a worthless being; the definition of a flamer; one who lives his life trying to please Mr speck

damn lateley youve been acting like a "sergio ramos(not a persons name)"™ = ™

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=74888067

by richardblahblah January 30, 2009

Selfiography

The aesthetic study of the act of self photography

I mean did you see the picture she posted last night? She obviously didn't major in selfiography.

by the illiterate bibliophile January 5, 2014

sergio limon

Sergio limon is a cool mf that gets hoes and gets money . You can always find a sergio getting dope, money and hoes he is also good at trapping and pimping hoes

Sergio limon fucked my bitch

by Sergio limon November 23, 2016