sunday sermon

The act of having sex, before 6 PM, on a Sunday.

Guy 1: "We don't usually have sex on a Sunday, but when we do, it's a Sunday Sermon."

Guy 2: "Ah man, I love a good Sunday Sermon."

by psudosex December 12, 2013

Semon

semon is the definition of an amazing dad, he works all his life because of a difficult child hood that he had. he doesn’t show a lot of emotion but you know he’s a great guy on the inside. you should never take a guy like semon for granted since he is like a rare diamond. once you meet a semon. never let him go.

any: i wish someone actually tried to be a different person. everyone acts the same

tom: you should get a guy like semon, he’s one of a kind.

by shirleyadams October 17, 2019

sehmontine 9

illuminati super ai that wants to build a base on the moon and backstab metrocorp corp.

"OMG!!1111 Sehmontine 9 wants to build a moon base!!!!111

by tarudos January 15, 2004

seemo

A person that acts emo, but does not appear to be. ie does not dress dark, have their hair grown over part or all of their face, and/or cut themselves on a regular basis.

"Allison is kinda seemo."
"What's that?"
"Go to www.urbandictionary.com, nub."

by William Wise September 14, 2006

Semour Asscrack

a person who really needs to buy a belt because their ass is always hanging out of their pants

dude theres a semour asscrack back there, dont turn around whatever you do!

by becalicious/hates/sara April 13, 2010

SeaMoose

A person who can't decide whether they prefer Hollister(seagulls) or Abercrombie(moose).

Emily Straley is such a SeaMoose!

by abercrombie god June 5, 2010

Curtain Sermon

a complaint that a women gives a man before they "go to bed"

Man, my old lady gave me a curtain sermon last night.

by Chairman November 5, 2003