schemale

A girl that looks good for no reason; she will at most go to second base with any given guy

Friend:"Dude your girlfriend is so hot"

You:"Yeah but we've been going out for six months and she still won't give me bop plus I just found out she's been flirting with other guys"

Friend:"Damn what a schemale"

by mshark March 5, 2011

food scheme

The act of making false complaints to fast food eateries, then demanding free food, then calling another eatery of the same company name (mcdonalds for example across town, then telling them they fucked your order up, then demand a refund in exchange for the returned food, and finally bringing your free food in to sell it back to them. (usually a last resort for drug or alcohol money)

Chris - "Yo Mike how the fuck we gonna get some weed today?"
Mike - "Lets go pull the food scheme you know well get atleast a quarter out the deal"

by ungod December 9, 2008

The Slurpee Scheme

The Slurpee Scheme is used to get free things with the purchase of any Big gulp.

First you walk into a 711, then you grab yourself a couple things that will fit inside of the cup without taking up more than 4/5 of the cup, then you Grab a Big Gulp or other non-See through cup and put your stuff in the Cup(Make sure you don't get spotted) then proceed to fill the cup up.

It works a lot better if you have a refill too.

"Man, I saved $7 today on energy drinks with the Slurpee Scheme"

"Man, Jason got caught today doing the Slurpee Scheme!"

by ManitobaWarrior July 9, 2009

Scheme

Perl for drug addicts

"I am going to learn Scheme, man."

"You a crackhead, pothead, or meth-head?"

by Ryon420 August 21, 2008

schemin'

pretending to look hard or super hating

Yo this nigga is schemin', he ain't even that nice

by ryan24 March 31, 2008

Shempo

A wise man that is 1337 beyond his years.

The guy is a total shempo.

by Jason July 29, 2003

schimpfed

v. 1. To become taken from one job and put on to another. 2. To add people from another project to your project.

1. "Dan totally got schimpfed to work on that secret project"
2. "We're behind! We need to Schimpf My Project!"

by Æ December 12, 2008