Sausage Squirrels

When a group of males set out on an adventure to actively achieve their nut (ejaculation) or multiple nuts, under any circumstances.

Wow! Those sausage squirrels are really dedicated to getting their nut!

by Fellow Sausage Squirrels March 28, 2010

Sausage Porridge

When a man reached Orgasm and his Meat Rod lobs a batch of Sausage Porridge.

I went with this girl last night and lobbed a batch of sausage porridge all over her face and gave her an organic face wash

by Glokenspink March 15, 2013

Stale Sausage

An errection that may also have an unusual crusty look to it or a displeasing smell thus displaying similar traits to a sausage that has passed its expiration date.

Man: Fancy a ride on my stale sausage?
Woman: Christ no! God knows what I'll catch with that thing.

by WackyZ The P December 14, 2009

Sausage-Jizz

The jet of semen-like oil that spurts from a freshly cooked sausage when an instrument of cutlery is inserted. The jet often hits in the face and can be referred to as a Pork-shot.

I poked the sharp fork into the fresh o'hagen's sausage and a stream of sausage-jizz hit me in the eye with considerable force.

by Scantyaunty July 1, 2009

sausage packer

a girl who only has guy friends and no girl friends

it is derived from the act of packing a lot of sausages (aka. penises) into one of your many holes, or maybe all at once.

Keanna is such a sausage packer she just loves the smell of sweaty guys.

by kwandy December 10, 2014

sausage wallet

It's where I store my Pork Sword.

I just deposited a gallon of man yogurt in that gals sausage wallet.

by Samhain_Knight August 10, 2004

silly sausage

Silly Sausage, a light hearted insult to describe someone who is being silly or generally stupid.

Person 1: How cool was the OC last night?!
Person 2: You silly sausage.

by Piepiepie November 8, 2006