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San Francisco Sand

Small fragments of safety glass left on the street after an auto break-in. It is said that there are more grains of sand on San Francisco streets than there are stars in the nighttime sky. Like the stars, they glitter.
It's best not to park on a street covered with San Francisco sand. You don't want your car broken into.
by Eclectic Lawyer September 11, 2023
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San Francisco Breathalyzer

An unusual sexual maneuver in which one partner puts their lips up to the other partner's anus and expels a burp.
"Dude, Mark is into some weird shit. Last night while we were fooling around, he told me to take the rimjob to the next level with a San Francisco Breathalyzer."
by DeathskinRazor January 29, 2017
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San Francisco Soufflé

This is when a man and a woman, after enjoying some Rice-A-Roni—the original San Francisco treat—engage in a "69". The man proceeds to puke into the woman's vaginal orifice, and since she is from S.F., she is probably pretty hairy. Thus, the rejected Rice-A-Roni and the hair pie create a special sort of soufflé a third party (who has been watching or filming the 69) can then enjoy for her or his own pleasure.
Jane and I were going at it, and I left a San Francisco Soufflé in her snatch for Sara.
by SolFrank November 24, 2014
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San Francisco Sourdough

The act of simultaneously of giving a blowjob to one person while taking a shit on someone else, while being shot up with heroin. Can be done with 3 people, but better with 4.

Fun fact: While this is all legal in San Fransisco, chewing tobacco is not.
Dude, did you see those those 4 homeless guys doing the San Francisco Sourdough on the corner back there?
by 2TiredMinds October 20, 2019
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The San Francisco Treat

Al sang, "Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco treat" as he was getting a big fat San Francisco treat rammed up his ass.
by Coo July 20, 2003
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San Francisco Slurpee

When two dudes are sodomizing each other, one guy cums in the other dude's anus and proceeds to suck it out with a straw.
I heard gay dudes love getting San Francisco Slurpees.
by rarepepesilvia September 25, 2009
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san francisco switchback

A sequential act of analingus between two men.
After Kevin tossed Christian's salad, Christian reciprocated with the ol'San Francisco Switchback.
by Reggie McNickles December 12, 2007
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