sammich

A truly superior sandwich. Any kind of bread, meat, cheese can be a sandwich, but it takes a true master to make a proper sammich. Most enjoyed drunk or high, when the flavors can develop to the fullest because you're so pissed you can't realize you're eating shit.

Jake: I'm hungry.
Joe: I'll make you a sammich.

Jake: *drunk sounds*

by Gwae September 23, 2020

Elbow Sammich

repeated elbow strikes to a grounded opponent.

you better defend the takedowns or you're gonna eat some elbow sammiches.

by dontbescaredhomie May 12, 2011

samich

how a retard says 'sandwich'. this is not a word.

in a brilliant retard voice "today i gonna get a samich..then i go to walmart to mastahbate on the toasters."

by Lou Varone March 16, 2009

Cock sammich

1) A sandwich containing a penis
2) An exclamation, best used when something would be called gay.

1) What is the best kind of sammich? A cock sammich, of course.
2) COCK SAMMICH! I BIT MY TONGUE AGAIN!

by KintarosTiger November 15, 2009

sammich

1. Any form of the common sandwich that is made by someone else, thus elevating it to new amazing levels.

Hey floor, make me a sammich!!!

by Fisch December 14, 2006

Sammich

1. What men call sandwiches when they demand one from a woman
2. A sandwich so good that you have to say it fast so you can get back to eating it
3. What women should be preparing

"WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMICH!"- Theodore Roosevelt

"I love sammiches, make more woman."- Plato

"Why aren't the women in the kitchen making sammiches?
"- Mahatma Ghandi

"I think therefore I am. I think you should make me a sammmich therefore I am gong to get one woman!"- Rene Descartes

by DR. Ush April 27, 2010

sammiches

sandwich (plural)

by tawny September 23, 2003