Turkey Sammich

Splitting her butt cheeks apart, slathering mayonnaise up and down her crack, adding turkey, lettuce and tomatoes- then proceeding to chow down on your delicious sammich between the best buns.

I came home, grabbed m girl and made her a turkey sammich.

by El Pedro. Bendejo March 30, 2024

East-Side Sammich decoy

The act of stretching your ballsac , smearing hummus on your nipples, and falling asleep in the living room floor watching reruns of 'punky Brewster and ALF'.

The wind direction is perfect for a day at the mall for a mutuel East-side Sammich decoy.

by 2-cold, 2-care:aboutmyhair June 8, 2016

sammich

its not sandwich it SAMMICH

im abt to go have a sammich

by me + ur mom + ratio = u December 8, 2022

Beef curtain sammich

Amie’s step sister’s stretched out, wrecked, collapsed, baseball bat storage compartment.

Have you seen Amie’s beef curtain sammich?

by Friend of a fiend January 14, 2019

Sammich Fucker

1. Someone who fucks sandwiches (Sammichs if you're a Redneck)
2. The comeback of an idiot.

Hey! I'm not a stupid fagtard. That's not nice. You're a sammich fucker!

by DarthKieduss February 10, 2017

Sammich

The soft, supple, yet unwanted fat accumulation on the tricep area of the arm. Tends to happen mainly to inactive women beginning in their early twenties.

"Girl, no matter how much weight I lose, I still can't get rid of my sammich!"

by SimonX September 8, 2020

Mud Sammich

When a female surrounds her anal cavity with rich and creamy nutella, and contacts that bum with a mans face while he is very smoothly sucking that shit up

Damn nigga, i got Mud sammich last night!
Nice bruh!

by Jared Marsh January 17, 2013