That’s what she said

A response to an inappropriate sentence that wasn’t intentionally inappropriate

“Get out of my nook!”
“That’s what she said”

by Jackson Curt October 21, 2017

"not I" said the duck

This is a quote from a children's book. T is basically a way to say ABSOLTELY NOT but in a more chill tone. Kind of like: "I don't know what y'all are talking about- I know it ain't me."

Person: Who's gonna come with me to our high school renunion?

Me: "Not I" said the duck.

by Owl16548 January 22, 2018

That's what she said

Commonly said after a phrase or sentence which one does not intend sexual meaning, but would indeed be amusing if a female had made the statement in a sexual manner.

Tom: "Think I could use your air compressor to blow out my sprinkler system before winter?"

John: "No, it's probably too small. I just have a little tiny one."

(laughing) Jonathan: "That's what she said!"

by tiopepe82 October 1, 2009

shouldn't have said that

The split second after you've said something that you really shouldn't have said, specifically if it results in something bad.

Guy #1: You motherfucker!

Guy #2: What did you say?
Guy #1: Uh oh, shouldn't have said that.

by Mk9084 December 28, 2011

said no one ever

A phrase used to fervently punctuate the ridiculousness of any statement preceding it.

The horrendous pain my fibroid tumors have me in when I get my period is all worth it so that at the end of the day I can say I braved it like a real woman, said no one ever.

by illadelphiajones June 2, 2013

As the actress said to the bishop

Meaning the same thing as the American phrase "that's what she said," the phrase "as the actress said to the bishop," or "said the actress to the bishop," originates from England probably around the time of World War II. The words are a catchphrase that is used to change a seemingly (and most likely intended to be) innocent statement into a perverted joke.

"Put it in the other one!"
"...As the actress said to the bishop."

by Ska Killer April 24, 2009

that's what he said

Just like that's what she said, exept what a guy would say.

Bob: I could really use a hand.
Tod: That's what he said.

Julie: Betcha can't stick that whole lolly-pop in your mouth.
Emily: That's what he said.

by whatserface December 29, 2008