Saddle

A euphemistic metaphor for a woman's vaginal area when she is on her back and her thighs are spread (in ready-to-fuck position) to form a shape resembling the curvature of the surface of an equestrian saddle.

I was on the outs with my girlfriend for a while, but now I'm back in the saddle again.

A good example in music is the sexy 1980's country music hit by Mel Tillis, "I Got the Horse (i.e. penis) and She Got the Saddle (i.e. pussy)", with the chorus line, "together we're gonna ride, ride, ride!"

Another: In the movie Semi-Tough, when Kris Kristofferson finally gets the woman he loves, Jill Clayburgh, back in bed and is ready to fuck her (you can see his big hard-on poking up the sheets) the background music starts playing Gene Autrey's 1940's cowboy song, "I'm Back in the Saddle Again", as the scene fades.

by Bubbuh Two December 26, 2009

saddle grease

The visible stain on the outer garment of a person that "shart" themselves.

Did you see the stain on the back of that girls skirt? Yeah, she is sportin some saddle grease.

by Tacettes 2013 September 23, 2013

sodale

Literally meaning South Scottsdale, Arizona. Sodale is the Southern-most part of the city of Scottsdale, which is located in the county of Maricopa, Arizona. Although Scottsdale is known commonly as an area of wealth ranging from an upper-middle class to an upper-class, South Scottsdale is home to people that usually do not fit this socio-economical status. The word sodale is most commonly used by lower-middle class people when they are explaining where they live. The word sodale allows the working-class people to separate the negative connotations attached to living in a snobby area like Scottsdale so they are not stereotyped as snobs and considered illegit.

"I know my address says I live in Scottsdale, but stop knocking on my door trying to sell me shit, this is actually Sodale fuckface."

by progre$$ive March 10, 2009

Rusty Saddles

A sexual position similar to the Rusty Trombone except one or both participants are dressed up as cowboys or cowgirls (mix and match except able). Often a favorite with those who tool leather for a profession and those who enjoy cowboy shooting (people who dress up like cowboys and shoot guns of that era)
and they seem to all have an unhealthy apatite for fast food.
Ironically the founder of Rusty Saddles was a professional leatherman and loved to cowboy shoot.

"yo Matt loves givin Rusty Saddles to cow hos.", "gitty up lil dowgies"

by ultrauseless December 31, 2007

The Grumpy Saddle

The which entitles clicking your ankle and or cankle to the back of your leg nonstop while playing Paddy-Cake with a friend. (A very hard dance to perfect.)

"Make room on the dance floor!" "That couple is about to do the grumpy saddle!

by Koch Master June 22, 2009

saddle bags

Disproportionately wide hips on a women who otherwise could be considered attractive.

She's an attractive lady even if she is packing saddle bags.

by Roland819 December 16, 2006

John Wayne's hairy saddlebags

1.Scrots, usually, but also pissflaps

2. 1. Testicles; those spherical spunk factories on the Scrots Road Industrial Estate. n. Courage; guts. As in "I like him. He's got balls". 3. exclam. Denial. As in "Has he balls got balls!" 4. n. Rubbish; nonsense. As in "Balls! Of course he's got balls". 5. n. Round things you play football with.

My john Wayne's hairy saddlebags are itching...i think i may have the crabs

by Moose McEvil December 7, 2005