I'll be switched

A colloquialism indigenous to Appalachia which expresses amazement, wonder, or befuddlement

Well, I'll be switched! That little box yous got can make a pitchure of lil ol' me?

by T-Dog Jenkins August 3, 2005

The Keyboard Switch

Plugging your keyboard into someone’s computer next to or in front of you in computer apps. When they go to type, you type something to them to freak them out.

Did you see Allie's face when I pulled the old keyboard switch? What a retard.

by Mister D November 16, 2004

cab switch

The anus of a girl who is really not into anal penetration. If you even go near the switch, she calls a cab to take her home. Men, don't hit the cab switch on a first date! It can ruin what was an otherwise beautiful evening.

Did you hear? Dave and Chris picked up these foreign hotties from a bar out in Montauk, went back to their hotel for some sexcapades. After a little foreplaytercourse one of the hotties jumps up screaming, gets dressed, grabs her cellphone and calls a cab. Chris, that bastard, he must of hit the cab switch!

by Salvator41979 February 11, 2010

Switched up

When someone fucks with you heavy then fuck with a enemy

Damn tony switched up on me for jackson

by uban dictionary 33 November 25, 2018

switched up

When you used to be close with someone and now you're not because they're not who they try to appear to be.They've given you a reason to change up your whole attitude and perspective.You were friends with them and kind of low and now you've become your own and you're on top.

Kim K switched up after she left Paris Hilton's entourage.

by Whatactuallyhappened August 5, 2016

pick a switch

When grandma has had enough and tells you to go find a branch to bring to her so she can beat your ass

Grandma: go pick a switch, boy! And it better be a good one
You: oh shit!

by Msmagic95 December 16, 2017

hittin switches

see switches. activating hydraulics.

'...hittin switches in my six-four...'

by the snazz April 25, 2004