swagger mack

when you're wasted and it's working for the ladies; you can't walk but you're pullin' ass; when you land a piece of ass that you're too drunk for

This is an emergent phenomenon which occurs when both parties are drunken to the point of impairment. Inhibitions are all dissolved. All rational mental functioning is absent.

Damn he's drunk as hell. How'd that drunk motherfucker get that hot chick. All his friends are like, How'd he do it? He's holding onto beams in the bar to stand up and the ladies are feelin' it. John's got that swagger mack.

Melissa attacked me on the porch, busted my knee up. I didn't how I got hurt until they told me.

by White Guerrilla July 12, 2012

swagger night

Having the ultimate fun time or night.

Lets have a swagger night.

by Bucky Larson658588788 December 13, 2013

swaggerlistic

Someone who is really cool and awesome; an overachiever.

She has that swaggerlistic style, like a boss

by TheRichster_2208 March 30, 2017

swaggeroni special

The most special move in your arsenal of anime-inspired, autismo-fueled moves.

When we jump this guy make sure to hold him still while i hit him with the swaggeroni special

by paschi46 January 31, 2022

the swagger dance

(noun) This phrase is a combination of the words swagger and dance. Swagger refers to one's comfortability aka confidence, pride, etc., with oneself, meanwhile dance is just a form of self expression through movement. Therefore the person that does the swagger dance exhibits swagger and the ability to simultaneously dance thus meaning that this person is dancing in a cool manner. The person doing the swagger dance is usually in other environments a reserved individual.

"Look at my gym coach over there dancing!"
"Oh my god, I can't believe it! He's doing the swagger dance!"

by kiaracita August 29, 2012

Swaggerless

Without the ability to swagger or have swagger.

Mark was so boringly friendly that I just resorted to letting him know that he was swaggerless.

by penlord January 12, 2009

Swaggerdactyl

When your swag is so fly you're virtually up in the sky, above all others, and thus your flyness resembles that of a pterodactyl

Man 1: Dude, you're so fly its like you're a flying animal with swag.

Man 2: Yeah, i guess Im a swaggerdactyl.

by Doctor O August 8, 2010