When you take a huge hit off a pipe, joint or whatever you're smoking weed with and immidiately, while the smoke is still in your lungs, start drinking a lot of ice cold water. Keep drinking til the cups gone. Helps you keep in monster hits you usually would just choke on, cough up, look like a dumbass in front of your buds and piss off the dude who's weed you're wasting. But mostly Great for ghosting your hit and getting totally fucked up.
Dude, I took a mad hit out of a 2 foot bong and submarine hit it. I ghosted the whole thing and got so blown.
by Fuzzman July 30, 2007

by pluck my pubes September 1, 2020

The act of going into a hot tub with a partner, disrobing, and using one or both hands to forcefully remove a solid turd from the anus of your partner.
"Did you go out with Jenny last night?"
"Yea! We went in the hot tub and I gave her a Turkish Submarine."
"Yea! We went in the hot tub and I gave her a Turkish Submarine."
by MaxwellAdam December 3, 2013

by Billiam Beaver June 23, 2018

Heavy fecal projectiles that's surfaced in the toliet after being launched from the anus usually after a long traffic jam in the intestines
by BIG T 49 January 30, 2021

When you call a support call center, and you can't understand what they're saying so you shove the phone up your ass and fart loudly to see how they feel.
I tried to fix my computer yesterday and couldn't understand what the fuck they were saying, so I gave myself an Indian submarine.
by Dickcheeseforrabbits August 13, 2017

When a girl pulls her pants down (her cheeks loomin' over yo' erect dick), pops a squat, and straight up takes a massive, gravy shit on the tip of your penis. Like, not even in a sexual way. She just has to poop.
Ted: "You remember that machine Wonka drove down the chocolate river?"
Bill: "The boat?"
Ted: "Yeah. I was trying to remember why I was thinking of that boat, and then I realized.. it looked just like Paul's dick after Becky gave him that rusty submarine this morning.
Bill: "The boat?"
Ted: "Yeah. I was trying to remember why I was thinking of that boat, and then I realized.. it looked just like Paul's dick after Becky gave him that rusty submarine this morning.
by GreatMcGoogler March 30, 2015
