A place in Vermont where hicks, hippies and ex-crack addict wiggers with traces of mental retardation smoke meth and shoot up heroin out of complete and utter boredom. Besides the high, withdrawing is about the most fun you'll have in that shithole. They have a McDonald's, a school that demands its cock is sucked dry, a Chinese restaraunt only the owner's mother could love, and police that have nothing better to do but write tickets to people smoking cigarrettes. Everybody there wants to kill themselves and stuffs their body with heroin, nicotine and fast food to help move the process along. A town of faggots. It is New Englands unwiped asshole. Flush it down the toilet.
-New Yorker of Caucasian desecent: Man I sucked some dick in the St. Johnsbury McDonald's bathroom for some grade A heroin.
-New Yorker of African-American descent: Ew dog, that's gross. You sucked someones dick?
-New Yorker of Caucasian descent: Yeah but it was the only slightly interesting thing to do in that town besides shootin heroin into my ass cheek, chain smoking Newports or blowing my brains out.
-New Yorker of African-American descent: Word, I feel ya cuz, I was tempted to tickle some redneck's asshole for some meth, but I just decided to slam my head against the wall until I was unconcious instead.
-New Yorker of Caucasian descent: I don't blame you, good thing were back in New York City. Hardy har har.
-New Yorker of African-American descent: Word, dog.
-New Yorker of African-American descent: Ew dog, that's gross. You sucked someones dick?
-New Yorker of Caucasian descent: Yeah but it was the only slightly interesting thing to do in that town besides shootin heroin into my ass cheek, chain smoking Newports or blowing my brains out.
-New Yorker of African-American descent: Word, I feel ya cuz, I was tempted to tickle some redneck's asshole for some meth, but I just decided to slam my head against the wall until I was unconcious instead.
-New Yorker of Caucasian descent: I don't blame you, good thing were back in New York City. Hardy har har.
-New Yorker of African-American descent: Word, dog.
by Vermont Sucks December 09, 2008
Good city, only real hicks are in south Missouri. And were ranked like 2nd most dangerous city to live in. So im sick of hearin' how tough new yorkers are.
by Johnny Kavello March 15, 2005
People who attend St beds are all tramps from Lawrence Weston who can barely afford a doughnut from lidl in the morning before school. Girls at St bedes have their skirts so high their saggy arses hang out. St bedes is the right destination for your child if you want them to become a chav.
by rufurnvruncdimciedeiju February 20, 2019
When two people are making out and come apart for air and their sticky slimy slobber stays stuck together and they suck it right back in after getting air.
Someone needs to throw ice on the two St. Bernarding over there. Ewww gross did you see them suck their slobber back in?
by The Pineapple Gang February 05, 2019
Born on April 12, 1912, Brian T. Rusty Lulz entered the world with a heroic birth, surpassed only by the birth of Hercules and Theodore Roosevelt. Known primarily as Brain Trust after demonstrating an advanced knowledge of String Theory and Multiverses in kindergarten, he led an exemplary life of goodness and virtue, performing such courageous acts as taming Courage Wolf and Insanity Wolf, making Grumpy Cat smile, teaching the Most Interesting Man in the World all he knows, and launching Nyan Cat into space. Upon his death on October 28, 1962, a death he freely accepted, he took bread and gave us thanks, ultimately sacrificing himself to end the Cuban Missile Crisis. To name a couple of his postmortem miracles, which allowed him to enter into sainthood, he inspired Barney Stinson's True Story and he alone knows what Mr. Bean means. Upon the celebration of the first St. Lulz Day on April 12, 2012, on his 100th birthday, his name was simply shortened to St. Lulz.
The group remembered St. Lulz by posting meme's all day of people 'doing it for the lulz'.
Everyone should honor St. Lulz with a jolly smile, a kind heart, and to always remember, do it for the lulz!
Everyone should honor St. Lulz with a jolly smile, a kind heart, and to always remember, do it for the lulz!
by rorybreaker April 16, 2013
A drug dealer and one of the main characters in Green Days newest album American Idiot (which is the only one with a #1 hit ironically....)
"cigarrets and ramen and a little bag of dope/I am a son of a bitch and edgar allen poe"
"it's comedy, and tradgedy/it's st jimmy and that's my name"
"it's comedy, and tradgedy/it's st jimmy and that's my name"
by mary m of suburbia April 22, 2005
Possibly one of the most boring towns in south-west Michigan. Populated by mostly rich people looking to settle down and have kids, the kids are usually stoners since there is nothing else to do in St. Hoe.
by JohnsFesteringTesticle March 30, 2010