Coke squirt

When you get a 2 liter coca cola bottle and put mentos in it and then sit on it while the foam proceeds to blow up your asshole.

I was at a sleepover with the boys and we totally tried to coke squirt.

by Dick child the first June 2, 2020

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Hershey Squirts

poop, with a pastey, sloppy consistency, oftentimes escaping from the rectum in sudden jets, unexpectedly or at unfortumate times.

there was a little bit of hershey squirts on his leg as he turned to leave the room.

by johnny freedom October 27, 2005

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Squirting The Guac

Short for squirting the guacamole. A term used to describe any venereal disease that causes eurethral leakage.

Sorry guys, I can't go out tonight. I'm squirting the guac.

You can talk the talk, but can you squirt the quac?

by Galapagos Plamondon August 27, 2007

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Bubblegum Squirts

When you hit you the puss right, and it resembles a wad of chewed up bubblegum, then proceeds squirt uncontrollably.

Sam: "Dude. I fucked my girl so good last night, she had the Bubblegum Squirts."
Riley: "Holy shit! I knew there was something going on in the other room!"

by NotDanorRiley July 4, 2016

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Sushi Squirts

A real nasty form of diahhroea - Sushi Squirts is the act of eating great Sushi with friends then going home to only start feeling your stomach turning over thus moving full circle into the Sushi Squirts, (resembles food poising) Squirting out all that great Sushi and even rice, you know it is rice as it exits it tickles your ass.. Resembles the Shits, Diahria, Hurshy Squirts and so on.

Hey Gary, we had lunch at the best Sushi place today. Later that evening while out dancing the food gave me the Sushi Squirts as i tried to fart and a load of runny shit came out instead. I had to go home and squirted for hours.

by Danz4x December 2, 2011

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