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Sparkle Squad

A group of young adult males or females that keep their genitals and pubic regions very clean. They are so clean that they 'sparkle' down there.
I'll only go down on a girl if she's part of the Sparkle Squad. Only clean and shaven vagina for me, thanks.
by Laffytaffy12 April 26, 2011
mugGet the Sparkle Squadmug.

Sparkling water

The most beautiful beverage a person can consume
Thurst quenching and refreshing
Wow its warm today i could really use a glass of sparkling water
by Haydayfarmer1 April 9, 2021
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Sparkling Carl

When a man cums on a girls face and throws glitter on her which makes her pretty.
When a man cums on a girls face and throws glitter on her which makes her pretty. This makes a Sparkling Carl!
by Playajiggajc July 29, 2011
mugGet the Sparkling Carlmug.

sparkle fatty

Clubber boy or (more often) girl. Sluttish attire combined with obnoxious and/or drunken behavior.
"I hate this bar; it's full of sparkle fatties."
by Daniel February 2, 2004
mugGet the sparkle fattymug.

sparkle child

A child that suffers from ADHD and is easily distracted. This can continue into adult hood.
“I was heading over to a friends house to see… . Oh pretty lights….”
Continue, sparkle child”
“Oh yeah, where was I?”
by Khan1969 November 2, 2021
mugGet the sparkle childmug.

Crunchy Sparkle

The practice of freezing peanut butter inside a condom to create a phallic object for pleasuring oneself.
Callum thought his Crunchy Sparkle was taking too long to freeze before his parents got home.
by EJean June 17, 2019
mugGet the Crunchy Sparklemug.

sparkle cave

Hey Vickie, I'm going to slam your sparkle cave tonight.
by Able Mabel March 2, 2016
mugGet the sparkle cavemug.

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