Soccer 

Sure it takes skill, sure it takes dedication. I know that because Ive played the game. But American Football is a real man game. Theres collisions at over 80 mph (Sport Science proved it), the only reason they wear a shit load of pads is so they don't die!! They have to memorize like a billion plays, make reads off the other team, watch game film of themselves and the other team, they have to be able to tackle people who are sometimes 250 pounds, they have to be able to catch (while being tackled too), they have to be able to throw accurately and far, they have to run extremely fast. Football players may only have to run for a couple of seconds but those few seconds take more out of you then a whole 10 minutes in soccer. These football players are the world's greatest athletes. We americans and canadians watch your version of football. Maybe you should try watching ours for once

Soccer. Watch the Superbowl on February 6th. Just give it a try

Soccer by American Football 11 January 15, 2011

Soccer 

A word used instead of football by idiot Americans

Person 1: Do you like soccer?
Person 2 (From UK): *facepalm*

Soccer by Eminemlookalike March 24, 2015

soccer 

known by the whole world (except the USA) as football, but that name is also being used for s****y american footbal which is only played in america, hmmm wonder why?
Americans hate soccer because you can't but adverts on every 10 minutes during a game and because it takes talent to play unlike american football which only requires you to know how to order mcdonalds.

English guy: wanna play soccer?
American guy: nah i just wanna eat my big mac
English guy: thats your 10th today!
American Guy: i'm tryin to join the american football team.

soccer by badger-man June 20, 2007

soccer 

the sport European women invented to keep them busy while their husbands made them dinner

soccer riots totally rule

soccer by alec81484 October 26, 2004

soccer 

Soccer is a 'sport' in it's loosest sense, where between 10 and 22 she-men nancy around a pitch, randomly falling over and messing up their prissy haircuts. Homosexuality is rife in the sport, and many professionals are technically retarded (listen to an interview and you'll understand).

Many footballers go on to have jobs as taxi drivers or alcoholics. Footballers tend to stay away from rugby players because they are smaller, less intelligent and are generally in awe of the 'bigger boys'.

Most fans are thugs that posture at each other, shout obscenities and generally look like prats. They are often characterised by string vests, tattoos and body odour. Their typical IQ of 7 is also a good indication.

Football fans tend not to have sex with the opposite sex very often as they are (on average) repulsive creatures.

Soccer Fan 1: 'I support Arsenal'
Soccer Fan 2: 'I support Chelsea'

Huge windmilling fight ensues, causing international coverage and a general acceptance that all football fans are yobs with low skilled jobs.

soccer by offside7 March 8, 2007

Soccer 

Chavies all around England, Wales, Scotland, Ireland and Brazillians enjoy playing this lame ass sport. You wanna real sport, play basketball, or REAL American football.

Chav: Oy mush, you wanna go n' play sum' footy?
Normal person: No, I aint a litle girl!

Soccer by Elem July 14, 2005

soccer 

A word commonly used in times of confusion.

Also a sport...i think???...

Johnny:soccer!?.....

Dad:GOD DAMN IT JOHNNY!!!
HOW MANY TIMES DO I
HAVE TO SAY NO MORE
SOCCER!!!

Johnny:eh...eh...eh...s..acc..er...

Dad:GOD DAMN IT!!!SAY SOMETHING ELSE!!!
(*beat,beat*)

Johnny:eh..eh...eh....sucki,sucki....

Dad:ehm..eh..(looks around)....well just this once....

soccer by imabox December 28, 2005