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soccer

known by the whole world (except the USA) as football, but that name is also being used for s****y american footbal which is only played in america, hmmm wonder why?
Americans hate soccer because you can't but adverts on every 10 minutes during a game and because it takes talent to play unlike american football which only requires you to know how to order mcdonalds.

English guy: wanna play soccer?
American guy: nah i just wanna eat my big mac
English guy: thats your 10th today!
American Guy: i'm tryin to join the american football team.

by badger-man June 20, 2007