The term Hammer slammered is used to describe someone who is beyond Sloshed.
Being the most pissed and feeling like you've been smashed in the face with a hammer.
This state of drunkness normally comes with a case of the sloshed face (Drooped mouth with tounge hanging slightly out), near impossible to stand up let alone walk, and quite possibly passing out. And you will wake up with beer squitz in the the morning.
Being the most pissed and feeling like you've been smashed in the face with a hammer.
This state of drunkness normally comes with a case of the sloshed face (Drooped mouth with tounge hanging slightly out), near impossible to stand up let alone walk, and quite possibly passing out. And you will wake up with beer squitz in the the morning.
Person 1: Did you see Jezza last night?
Person 2: Yeh he was hammer slammered, we had to carry him home.
Kin me n' Bezza got Hammer Slammered ont Kestrel Supas last night
Person 2: Yeh he was hammer slammered, we had to carry him home.
Kin me n' Bezza got Hammer Slammered ont Kestrel Supas last night
by Kin Jezza January 11, 2012
Get the Hammer slammeredmug. by Alex Nate April 20, 2008
Get the oreo slammermug. A sexual ritual that involves a female wielding a battle ax (or any other sharp cutting object) and severing the head of the penis of the given male while the female screams like a crazy drunken viking. If the male does not flinch or bleed, then he is deemed worthy of the woman's vagina.
Dave was treated to the Norwegian slammer by his crazy new girlfriend, Jenna, and he cried like a baby back bitch.
Right before I slipped my penis into my girlfriend's puss, she pulled out a switchblade and sliced the head of my penis off. Now I know what the Norwegian Slammer feels like.
Right before I slipped my penis into my girlfriend's puss, she pulled out a switchblade and sliced the head of my penis off. Now I know what the Norwegian Slammer feels like.
by DarkWolfRising January 4, 2011
Get the The Norwegian Slammermug. A coffee induced, violent morning dump. Makes a “kerplunk” sound, a slam dunk of a deuce. Effects of which are amplified by a night of drinking.
Girlfriend: Here babe, made you a cup of coffee. How’s your hangover?
Boyfriend: Thanks, sweetie! It’s okay, my stomach hurts a bit from that 1am pizza though.
**10 minutes later**
Boyfriend: Holy shit!! I just laid a morning slammer. Where’s the plunger?!
Boyfriend: Thanks, sweetie! It’s okay, my stomach hurts a bit from that 1am pizza though.
**10 minutes later**
Boyfriend: Holy shit!! I just laid a morning slammer. Where’s the plunger?!
by Elder Blice May 16, 2020
Get the Morning slammermug. 
Get the Toe-slammermug. by jmp definition June 6, 2022
Get the oklahoma slammermug. When your boyfriend surpise slams his thick cock in your ass so hard that you spit out your false teeth.
by Shavedwalrus September 25, 2019
Get the Alabama slammermug.